07.16.09 GIANT BLACK GUY KARATE FIGHT!
If Black Dynamite star Michael Jai White doesn’t become the next big action hero, the terrorists have won. This is the trailer for the direct-to-DVD fight flick, Blood and Bone. Starring MICHAEL JAI WHITE, as… ISAIAH BONE. You might also notice a couple cameos by professional giant black guys Kimbo Slice and Bob Sapp. But pay special attention to the 1:17 mark, where Michael Jai White KICKS FOUR GUYS IN THE FACE BEFORE HE HITS THE GROUND! OOH WHA-AA AA-AA!
White stars as an ex-con drawn into LA’s underground fight rings to fulfill a promise to a dead friend and leaves a pretty hefty count of broken bones and bloody noses behind him. [Twitch]
So basically, it’s like the black version of Never Back Down, which automatically makes it roughly 10 times cooler than Never Back Down. Plus, no Cam Gigandet, which is worth another 15. Oh, and Gina Carano guest stars, which means I get to post my favorite gif:
HIEE YAA! (*breaks board with penis*)
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GIANT BLACK GUY KARATE FIGHT!
“Isaiah Bone” is how Foghorn Leghorn greets him.
Black Jai White, will you make up your mind?
Michael Ian Black and Michael Jai White should star in a body-switch comedy as themselves.
I’d let Gina Carano make my dick tap out. But only after she introduced me to her parents. I’m old fashioned.
The cast reminds me of when I got mugged and had to go downtown with the police to look at some pictures.
The irony of course is that he’s a Crip.
Gina Carano made a guest appearance on the back of my wife head last night, as well. She sure gets around.
Rufio, Rufio, Ru-fi-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
The premise for this movie is ridiculous. Everyone knows black people solve conflicts with break-dancing.
@vyjuncg
Or Drive-bys.
That “You got to the count of five bit” really gives us a glimpse into how bad Isaiah Bone’s arithmetic grades in school were.
I’d spend five years inside Gina Carano
Isiah Bone is also a porn star in Israel.
I want Gina Carano to put a rear naked choke hold on my dick.
Isaiah Bone would be nothing without the wise advice of his former trainer, Brian Dennehy: Top of the head, hardest part of the body.
Its as if merely his blackness allows Jai White to defy gravity.
I’d like to find out if she can withstand my
AnacondaEarthworm Choke.@okeEmIfYouGotE -
Gravity is the White Man’s law.
The Saskatchewan Digest says “I left the theater feeling blacker. Though some punk did pour his root beer on my head.”
The Rolling Rock Register says “True story. The prison scene was so real, I got gangraped by a couple guys in the audience.”
The Dover Press says “I’d like to call this a movie but I prefer a Blewvie.”
*crawls out from under rock, stares at GIF*
Gina Carano you say?
A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!
After watching the trailer, David Duke and Michael Richards held themselves in fear while crying.
Blood and Bone. Sounds like a Saturday night to me.
since rufio is in it now i got to watchi it
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