Comments on: JODIE FOSTER PUTS MEL GIBSON IN HER BEAVER

By: Al

Al — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:11:55 +0000

Everyone get off of everyone else’s dicks.

ChinoMoreno — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:09:22 +0000

Jodie Foster’s beaver specializes in dental dams.

Deux-Deux-Deux — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:00:39 +0000

The tabloids go nuts when Mel leaves his beaver puppet of 20+ years for a younger, hotter pussy puppet.

Chino, if you get nommed for this, I’ll know the fix is on.

Vodka — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:00:29 +0000

Only a $18 million-$19 million budget. What a bunch of Jews!

Donkey Hodey — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:58:28 +0000

Of course, Mel wants to make ‘The Passion of the Beaver’ in which the Beaver is abused for several hours. It can star Kevin Smith and his wife.

ChinoMoreno — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:54:50 +0000

You can take my hand, but you’ll never take…MY BEEAAAVVEERRRR!!!!

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:54:14 +0000

The Beaver: Two Men Enter. One Man’s Peeved

TengoDooter — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:49:13 +0000

“Beaver” centers on the relationship between a man and a beaver puppet he wears on his arm, which he talks to and treats as a companion.

I can relate. My life centers on the relationship between myself and the hand I wear on my arm, which I also treat as a companion.

Stinky Peet — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:46:46 +0000

This might be the first role ever where being called a scenery chewer would be a compliment.

GenePoolParty — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:46:31 +0000

In the Aliens vs. Predator vein, perhaps Billy Bob could also star in Beaver vs. Mr Woodcock.