07.31.09 MEGAN FOX’S EPIC SETH ROGEN DISS
Here’s video of Seth Rogen on Jimmy Kimmel last night. The back story on this is that Rogen was explaining how the first time he was on the show, he was on with Megan Fox before the first Transformers. She was going on after him and she was nervous, so before the show she came to his dressing room to ask if he’d stay onstage during her interview. He agreed, and thought when she came out, he’d seize probably the only opportunity he’d ever have to sneak a peck on the cheek from Megan Fox. Only she disses him. On national TV. Then Kimmel plays the clip, and it’s every bit as bad as promised. She kisses Kimmel on the cheek, then walks by Rogen, and as he leans in, she totally ignores him. And the saddest part isn’t the rejection, it’s his instantaneous knowing acceptance of it. “Yeah, I get it, I probably wouldn’t kiss me either.” You poor bastard. I used to be like that, before I learned how to be smooth around girls. You don’t go begging for kisses on the cheek like some schlubby pussy. You just gotta sock ‘em in the arm and go “Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
And then it’s Miller time.
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MEGAN FOX’S EPIC SETH ROGEN DISS
I guess he’s just going to have to wash his own Ferrari.
He should probably wax it too while he’s at it.
…does anyone else smell chloroform…are we in a van…ohhh I like the carpet on those walls…zzzzzzz
That concludes Seth Rogen week on FilmDrunk. Stay tuned next week when Vince unleashes his new daily feature “Jews in the News”.
The JewFro to know!
Hi Donkey…how you doin’?
Oh yeah, and to all you feegs who don’t check your Facebook/didn’t see the update/don’t like me enough to be fake online friends with me, I found out this week I’m going to be a daddy!
/likes this
Congrats to Donk and Mrs. Donk. I love you but never ask me to babysit.
HOLY SHIT!!! That’s awesome Donkey. YAY!
Welcome to the end of your life.
I mean, congratulations!
Congrats again! I congratulated you on Facebook and also took a dig at you so we’re cool, right??
In fairness, Michelle0 hasn’t checked FB in a while because she has a creature stuck to her boob.
*Slides Chino a mooncup*
Of course we’re cool.
(I don’t mean your husband, but you can read that ^ however you want)
Megan Fox looks like a wiseguy’s goomah in that clip. Seth should have slapped her about or at least called her a cunt.
Babysitting is easy. Just wrap the baby in bubble wrap and let the cat sleep on it’s face. If it crys, you shake it til it stops…not rocket science people.
This is why girls wake up with my jizz in their hair.
Why do I feel closer sharing milestones with you guys than my own GD family?
A baby donkey? Foal he’s a jolly good fellow…
Kissing on Jews lowers your stock in Hollywood. It’s like fucking a black dude in porn. Megan is smarter than she looks.
congrats, donkey, tell he/she i said hello.
Seth Rogan looks like he rides the Oreo Speedwagon.
Congrats, Donk.
I mean on having sex.
Aww, you gays make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, but not like that week I spent in prison.
“Warm” and “Fuzzy” were my cellmates…
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