Comments on: MEGAN FOX WASHED MICHAEL BAY’S FERRARI http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/megan-fox-washed-michael-bays-ferrari FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:15:16 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: The Luchador http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/megan-fox-washed-michael-bays-ferrari#comment-205624 The Luchador Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:38:43 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15390#comment-205624 Michael Bay's Ferrari transforms into a Teddy Ruxpin. Michael Bay’s Ferrari transforms into a Teddy Ruxpin.

]]> By: Patty Boots http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/megan-fox-washed-michael-bays-ferrari#comment-205621 Patty Boots Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:36:02 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15390#comment-205621 If you ask me, the most suspicious part of the story is their claim that she's actually got two brain cells to bang together. ... There's a boob joke in there somewhere. If you ask me, the most suspicious part of the story is their claim that she’s actually got two brain cells to bang together.

… There’s a boob joke in there somewhere.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/megan-fox-washed-michael-bays-ferrari#comment-205619 Donkey Hodey Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:32:39 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15390#comment-205619 I bet Bryan Austin Green's monogrammed luggage tags make people chuckle. I bet Bryan Austin Green’s monogrammed luggage tags make people chuckle.

]]> By: Burnsy http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/megan-fox-washed-michael-bays-ferrari#comment-205618 Burnsy Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:31:13 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15390#comment-205618 Jason Solomons: Michael, is it true that Megan Fox had to wash your Ferrari to get a role in Transformers? Bay: See, at first I asked her to "wash my Ferrari" but then she "slammed on the brakes" and then, like, I asked her to just "grease the drive shaft" but she told me I was "out of gas." As she walked away, I tried to "smell her exhaust" and then I went home and "checked my oil." Jason Solomons: Michael, is it true that Megan Fox had to wash your Ferrari to get a role in Transformers?

Bay: See, at first I asked her to “wash my Ferrari” but then she “slammed on the brakes” and then, like, I asked her to just “grease the drive shaft” but she told me I was “out of gas.” As she walked away, I tried to “smell her exhaust” and then I went home and “checked my oil.”

]]> By: SmokeEmIfYouGotEm http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/megan-fox-washed-michael-bays-ferrari#comment-205617 SmokeEmIfYouGotEm Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:26:55 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15390#comment-205617 When Brian Austin Green found out he said, "She got a part for doing that? Then when I washed his car, what the hell did I get? And why was I naked?" When Brian Austin Green found out he said, “She got a part for doing that? Then when I washed his car, what the hell did I get? And why was I naked?”

]]> By: The Luchador http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/megan-fox-washed-michael-bays-ferrari#comment-205615 The Luchador Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:22:27 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15390#comment-205615 Is it weird that this post makes me think about cheeseburger caserole? Is it weird that this post makes me think about cheeseburger caserole?

]]> By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/megan-fox-washed-michael-bays-ferrari#comment-205614 Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:21:16 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15390#comment-205614 My Mom used to tell me to "wash behind my ears" before I showered, it may have been a euphemism for vaginal hygiene now that I think about it. My Mom used to tell me to “wash behind my ears” before I showered, it may have been a euphemism for vaginal hygiene now that I think about it.

]]> By: SmokeEmIfYouGotEm http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/megan-fox-washed-michael-bays-ferrari#comment-205613 SmokeEmIfYouGotEm Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:15:40 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15390#comment-205613 JJ Abrams asks his starlets to come over and wash his car but he always ends up washing it himself. JJ Abrams asks his starlets to come over and wash his car but he always ends up washing it himself.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/megan-fox-washed-michael-bays-ferrari#comment-205612 Donkey Hodey Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:14:27 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15390#comment-205612 Clearly, Megan Fox understands the term "road head" much better than John Graziano. Clearly, Megan Fox understands the term “road head” much better than John Graziano.

]]> By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/megan-fox-washed-michael-bays-ferrari#comment-205611 Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:12:58 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15390#comment-205611 I ask my friends to wash my balls all the time. Well, not ALL the time....just on par 3's. I ask my friends to wash my balls all the time.

Well, not ALL the time….just on par 3′s.

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