07.07.09 MEGAN FOX WASHED MICHAEL BAY’S FERRARI
(Bay makes Megan Fox wear a special animatronic shirt that allows more cleavage at the press of a button.)
This story sounds bogus, but we’ll get to that later. First, the fun part. Reports Jason Solomons of the Guardian:
Talking to Megan Fox who was in town for the Transformers 2 premiere, I found her more forthright and intelligent than her performance in the mega-hit would suggest [funny how staring at a girl's tits can so raise your perception of her intelligence -Ed.]. The role demands that she drapes [sic] herself over motorbikes and runs around in a vest. How did she get the part which has made her what lads’ mags call the “hottest girl on the planet?” She told me she went to director Michael Bay’s house to audition and he made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her. She said she didn’t know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed. “Er, I don’t know where it is either.”
I sat through all eight mintues of Solomon’s interview with Michael Bay (also in video) to see him ask about the Megan Fox story, and it never came up (though Michael Bay does reveal “I was a magician as a child.”). Secondly, why would she have to “audition” for a sequel? The only grain of truth I can find in this is that it’s well known in Hollywood circles that Michael Bay does use the phrase “wash my Ferrari” as a euphemism for oral sex (which he prefers to receive in a freshly-washed Ferrari).
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There are 28 comments about:
MEGAN FOX WASHED MICHAEL BAY’S FERRARI
Michael Bay prefers to have his car washed with gasoline and matches.
That applies to the oral sex too.
Michael Bay knows an actress is desperate is she agrees to “hit sixth gear.”
Bay rarely casts an actress if she “applies the parking brake.”
I’ve found “Wash my Gremlin” doesn’t have the same panache or results.
“Dropping the clutch” involves cupping the ball sack.
I usually start with “Wash my Saturn” and finish with “Wash Uranus”.
“Speed shifting” is when you go cooter/pooter/cooter/pooter without breaking your rhythm.
Brett Ratner auditions girls by asking them to wash the dried nacho cheese off his chin.
Shia LeBeouf got the job after he “scrubbed the mud flaps.”
Woody Allen: Wash my Kia.
Roman Polanski: Wash my Power Wheel.
George Lucas: Wash my racecar bed.
[adjusts nerd glasses]That story is of her audition for the first Transformers, Vince.
If I was director, I would hold onto all kinds of footage. The alternate takes and outtakes to Striptease for example.
If Megan Fox keeps shooting off her mouth about Bay, her part in
Transformers 3Transform3rs will consist of three seconds of screaming followed by a giant robot scraping her off the bottom of his foot.Anthony Anderson got the role in the first Transformers after he valeted Bay’s car. No quotes needed.
Peet, I can’t help but think that Bay and Fox are flirting via the media.
So you guys are telling me that there may be dirty undertones behind Mr. Miyagi telling Daniel to wax his car? Next you’re going to say that Top Gun might be homoerotic.
I washed windshields, but not for movie roles. Just for change to get an 89 cent grilled chicken burrito at Taco Bell.
Serious…
Megan brought this up when they were on the England press junket. No telling if she was playing or not but she did rehash this story…I believe its on youtube.
I ask my friends to wash my balls all the time.
Well, not ALL the time….just on par 3’s.
Clearly, Megan Fox understands the term “road head” much better than John Graziano.
JJ Abrams asks his starlets to come over and wash his car but he always ends up washing it himself.
My Mom used to tell me to “wash behind my ears” before I showered, it may have been a euphemism for vaginal hygiene now that I think about it.
Is it weird that this post makes me think about cheeseburger caserole?
When Brian Austin Green found out he said, “She got a part for doing that? Then when I washed his car, what the hell did I get? And why was I naked?”
Jason Solomons: Michael, is it true that Megan Fox had to wash your Ferrari to get a role in Transformers?
Bay: See, at first I asked her to “wash my Ferrari” but then she “slammed on the brakes” and then, like, I asked her to just “grease the drive shaft” but she told me I was “out of gas.” As she walked away, I tried to “smell her exhaust” and then I went home and “checked my oil.”
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