07.06.09 MEGAN FOX, DIABLO CODY, THAI FOOD JOKES
Megan Fox complained about not getting to show much of her acting range in Transformers, in which she mainly had to run from stuff and make her tits bounce up and down. This time around, in Jennifer’s Body, she gets to make her tits bounce up and down AND deliver totally fetch Diablo Cody dialog like:
“You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation.”
“It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been f-cking?”
And, “Nice hardware, Ace.”
Because Ace is the name of a Hardware Store, you see. Anyway, I know a lot of people hate Diablo Cody and her deliberately kitschy dialog, but cutesy dialog is the difference between a movie like this that works and one that doesn’t. Plus, it’s got the criminally underrated Adam Brody. All I’m saying is, if you want to hate Diablo Cody, don’t do it because of her writing, do it because she’s still calling herself “Diablo.” Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to go buff my situation. (*bench presses Chinese chick*)
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MEGAN FOX, DIABLO CODY, THAI FOOD JOKES
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cutesy dialog isnipples are the difference between a movie like this that works and one that doesn’t.FIXED!
The Mighty Feklahr was sure “Jennifer’s Body” was a documentary about His ice cream truck’s freezer…
Dear universe,
Please don’t let Megan Fox become another Katherine Heigl.
It smells like Thai food in here. have you guys been fucking?
What is “things said by the first cop on the scene in David Carradine’s hotel room”?
Amen bruva.
it won’t play…
I like Diablo Cody’s kitschy dialog. I’m also glad that Megan Fox is looking for more tough actin’, Tinactin.
The line was originally written as “Nice instruments, Texas”, but the latest script polish took care of that one.
That sentence just raped my eyes, donkey.
(I’ll get over it, but I don’t think my donkey ever will.)
It smells like Thai food in here. have you guys been fucking?
I’m married so my bedroom smells like broken dreams and resentment.
(To an Irishman with a collection of Disney ducks) “Nice Donalds, Mick.”
My bedroom smells like black forest cake, wampum, and alcohol (because I’m hilariously ethnic, you see).
I’m single, so my bedroom smells like salty bleach and shame.
nice post, toasties
/am i doing this right?
For Megan Fox, ‘acting range’ = ‘pussy farts’.
“It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking?”
* hides peanut butter * “Uh… no… and refill Buster’s water dish, he looks really thirsty…”
“It smells like boiled eggs and dead babies in here. Have you guys been fucking?”
*gulps down boiled eggs, kicks dead baby under the bed* “Yes”
“It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking?”
who wrote this script? the stupid closed-minded health inspector who shut down my lumpia hut?
My room smells like feet and butt.
It smells like peach schnapps and Birthday cake in here; We’re you raping a clown?
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