Megan Fox complained about not getting to show much of her acting range in Transformers, in which she mainly had to run from stuff and make her tits bounce up and down.  This time around, in Jennifer’s Body, she gets to make her tits bounce up and down AND deliver totally fetch Diablo Cody dialog like:

“You need a mani bad.  You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation.”

“It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been f-cking?”

And, “Nice hardware, Ace.”

Because Ace is the name of a Hardware Store, you see.  Anyway, I know a lot of people hate Diablo Cody and her deliberately kitschy dialog, but cutesy dialog is the difference between a movie like this that works and one that doesn’t.  Plus, it’s got the criminally underrated Adam Brody.  All I’m saying is, if you want to hate Diablo Cody, don’t do it because of her writing, do it because she’s still calling herself “Diablo.”  Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to go buff my situation. (*bench presses Chinese chick*)

[via ShocktillYouDrop]