Comments on: MEGAN FOX GOT WET FOR MICHAEL BAY AT 15

By: Immortal 9

Immortal 9 — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 04:36:55 +0000

*Michael Bay walks into a house holding flowers and balloons*

Chris Hansen: Hi im Chris Hansen from NBC’s Dateline, may I ask what are you doing here?

By: BadKarma

BadKarma — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:34:20 +0000

I’d eat grits out of her asshole

By: JohnnyAwesome

JohnnyAwesome — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:01:12 +0000

I love Michael Bay. So much that when I break into the business I will make his biopic. The most explosive biopic conceived:

A Beautiful Mind: The Michael Bay Story

Starring.. Russel Crowe as Michael Bay and Renee Zellwegger as McG

By: affleckwasthebomb

affleckwasthebomb — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:24:47 +0000

I agree Fox has dursted. She will forever be cast as hot girl. So to compare her to Joile as people do. Jolie built up a solid list of independent films, She did some quirky roles that showed her acting talent as well as her awesome rack. Then she moved on to doing crappy pop corn movies.
Megan Fox has skipped establishing herself as an actress in favor of just being the Hot girl. She still hasn’t caught on yet but she will, when the only role she can get is as a hot girl dancing in a bar.

By: Deux-Deux-Deux

Deux-Deux-Deux — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:23:49 +0000

It’s actually surprising what putting “15 year old fox in bikini” into Google gets you.

Leavenworth?

By: JHC

JHC — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:23:40 +0000

New up.

By: Marty McBrundlefly

Marty McBrundlefly — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:19:54 +0000

Does anyone else find is coincidental that an anagram for Optimus Prime is optimise rump? No…I didn’t think so.

By: SmokeEmIfYouGotEm

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:17:41 +0000

Line Producer: “You know, Michael, she’s 15, so you can’t sit her at the bar and she can’t have a drink in her hand”

Michael Bay(Eyes welling up with tears): But…but can I still blow up Cuba?

Line Producer: Yeah Mike. Sure. You can blow up anything you want.

*Mike interlocks his fingers and hops with joy. Line Producer puts his arm around Mike and they slowly walk off*

Line Producer:You feel better now?

Michael Bay: Yeah.

Line Producer: You’ve had a busy day huh?

By: JHC

JHC — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:11:12 +0000

I think it’s cute how she actually considers herself an actress.

Your Mom thought it was cute when I would drape a towel over my shoulders and Superman cunt punch her too.

By: Rock Strongo

Rock Strongo — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:10:18 +0000

So, big deal. This means that Michael Bay is just like all us Filmdrunkards. He has to introduce himself to the neighbors every time he moves.

You guys do have to do that, right?