07.13.09 MEGAN FOX GOT WET FOR MICHAEL BAY AT 15
Here’s video of Megan Fox on Jimmy Kimmel last week. Jimmy asks her what it’s like working with Michael Bay, and she tells this story:
“The first time I ever met him, I was 15, and I was an extra on Bad Boys 2. We were shooting this club scene, and they brought me in, and I was wearing a stars and stripes bikini and a red cowboy hat, and six-inch heels. And they took me to Mike and he approved it. And they said, ‘You know, Michael, she’s 15, so you can’t sit her at the bar and she can’t have a drink in her hand.’ So his solution to that problem was to then have me dancing underneath a waterfall getting soaking wet. At 15. I was in tenth grade. So that’s sort of a microcosm of how Bay’s mind works.” [you can see the super short clip of her that made it into the movie after the jump]
Bottom line, this just adds to the mountain of evidence that a reality show about Michael Bay would be about 1000 times more awesome than a Michael Bay movie. I also love how Megan Fox was already in six-inch heels and a bikini, but acts indignant about him making her get wet. As if she thought she was going there to explain the electoral college. “Yeah, so anyway, I’m on all fours drinking water out of the toilet, and next thing you know, guy tells me to bark like a dog. And I’m like, what a sicko, you know?”
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MEGAN FOX GOT WET FOR MICHAEL BAY AT 15
Megan Fox and Michael Boom must have gone to the “Vince McMahon School of There’s No Such Thing As Bad Publicity”.
Bah, The Mighty Feklahr apologizes, He will try not to be so introspective the rest of the day.
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Dor sho gha! A Romulan ship! Arm photon torpedoes!!!
LOL! PSYCHE! You human yIntaghs will believe anything.
One night i was in a peep show both jerking of to “Granny Fucked a Tranny” and this guy comes in and starts sucking me off. I let him finish and then yelled at him saying that i wasn’t there for that, but thanks anyway. i mean, why would i be jerking off in public anyway if i wanted my dick sucked?
Shia(Spits out Freska): He put her in Bad Boys II with that outfit?!? How come I had to wear it just for a screen test!?
Michael Bay learned how to treat underage actresses from the “Roman Polanski School of Directing and Being An Overall Scumbag”…now in paperback.
If only more extras stood up to directors years later after making their big breaks…
George Clooney learned what the term “teabag” means on the set of his early Tasters’ Choice commercials.
Well looky here, its Mister Bay. Mr. Michael Bay making underage Megan Fox get wet. Do you know what I want Harriet? I want 15 year old girls to stay dry. Heh heh heh, you see, once they turn 18, its not my problem. Yeah sure they can have their little pool parties, but getting wet in a club? No. A good man must stand up and fight for what is good and pure. One day I may give up on this fight but until that day, I will continue to prod and push that man until he starts RESPECTING GIRLS AND MAKING DECENT MOVIES AGAIN.
****thunderous sitcom applause****
What they didn’t show on Kimmel was later during the interview Brock Lesnar went on stage, flipped off the audience, challenged Michael Bay to naked wrestling in the showers, and shotgunned a Coors Light!
OK? I think she’s hot too? But does every fzcking sentence have to have an inflection?
*Camera spins around Martin Lawrence and Will Smith*
Her tits just got real.
Michael Bay: “If she’s taller than a broom, she’s old enough for the BOOM!”
Megan Fox has Dursted.
Fek, that was the best $45 I’ve spent since that time in Tijuana when I had to bribe the bar owner to let me stand in for the
womandonkey. Fuck Mike(Bisping)!!!!It’s actually surprising what putting “15 year old fox in bikini” into Google gets you.
So, big deal. This means that Michael Bay is just like all us Filmdrunkards. He has to introduce himself to the neighbors every time he moves.
You guys do have to do that, right?
I think it’s cute how she actually considers herself an actress.
Your Mom thought it was cute when I would drape a towel over my shoulders and Superman cunt punch her too.
Line Producer: “You know, Michael, she’s 15, so you can’t sit her at the bar and she can’t have a drink in her hand”
Michael Bay(Eyes welling up with tears): But…but can I still blow up Cuba?
Line Producer: Yeah Mike. Sure. You can blow up anything you want.
*Mike interlocks his fingers and hops with joy. Line Producer puts his arm around Mike and they slowly walk off*
Line Producer:You feel better now?
Michael Bay: Yeah.
Line Producer: You’ve had a busy day huh?
Does anyone else find is coincidental that an anagram for Optimus Prime is optimise rump? No…I didn’t think so.
New up.
It’s actually surprising what putting “15 year old fox in bikini” into Google gets you.
Leavenworth?
I agree Fox has dursted. She will forever be cast as hot girl. So to compare her to Joile as people do. Jolie built up a solid list of independent films, She did some quirky roles that showed her acting talent as well as her awesome rack. Then she moved on to doing crappy pop corn movies.
Megan Fox has skipped establishing herself as an actress in favor of just being the Hot girl. She still hasn’t caught on yet but she will, when the only role she can get is as a hot girl dancing in a bar.
I love Michael Bay. So much that when I break into the business I will make his biopic. The most explosive biopic conceived:
A Beautiful Mind: The Michael Bay Story
Starring.. Russel Crowe as Michael Bay and Renee Zellwegger as McG
I’d eat grits out of her asshole
*Michael Bay walks into a house holding flowers and balloons*
Chris Hansen: Hi im Chris Hansen from NBC’s Dateline, may I ask what are you doing here?
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