Comments on: MATT DAMON IS A DORKY MIDWESTERNER

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:28:51 +0000

And, yes, you ahve to do the “MMMAAATTT DDAAAMMMOOONNN!” thing in every Matt Damon post, or Kahless will forshak you.

Oh, and there really is a new up.

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:21:51 +0000

I wish I could order this movie on The Box.

Fek'lhr — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:21:22 +0000

<— Klingon-impersonating, Magic: The Gathering playing, Lord of the Rings reading, Star Wars quoting, comic collecting, MST3K-watching…accountant.

Location: Iowa

The Mighty Feklahr would assert that He knows a Dorky Midwesterner when He sees one. Wanna know what He sees in the pic?

…

MMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT

DDDDDDDAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!

wwbd? — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:21:17 +0000

Are there old gay flo-ridians?

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:21:06 +0000

New up (your ass)

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:19:49 +0000

Since you moved to Whorelando, Burnsy

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:18:21 +0000

“Dorky Midwesterner” is redundant as an intense game of beach volleyball.

Burnsy — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:15:54 +0000

*turns around*

WHEN DID ALL THESE GAY FLORIDIANS SHOW UP?!?!

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:15:53 +0000

@Burnsy

Have you SEEN Charlie Christ?

Burnsy — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:14:16 +0000

A gay Floridian? Ha, there are no gays in Florida!