07.01.09 MATT DAMON IS A DORKY MIDWESTERNER

Matt Damon must be having a crack at DiCaprio’s title of Least Convincing as an Adult in a movie.

/or words to that effect. Not feeling too articulate today.

Snitches end up with sandwiches.

Snitches get hit by pitches.

That banner pic reminds me of Chodin when he passes a daycare center.

Vince, I think you grabbed the wrong image, the banner pic is actually the poster for the long awaited sequel The 41-Year Old Virgin.

Snitches get their heart broken by bitches.

But if they sell cheap Lysine, the raptors will be able to complete their conquest of the mainland!

Snitches sleep with the fitches.

A film about dorky midwesterners? How is the FilmDrunk audience supposed to relate to that?

Snow’s “Informer” will finally get what it deserves.

god this would be so much funnier as a Paul Blart/Kevin James movie… think of all the “you’re too fat to be a spy jokes”

This looks like William H. Macy is being Benjamin Buttoned.

Despite numerous advances in the field, the corn industry continues to have problems with rats.

This should be called The Boring Ultimatum

This is set in Snitchita, KS?

Matt just grew that thing so he could finally wear his “Free Mustache Rides” t-shirt he got from SnorgTees.com

Lysine? Raptors? I can’t believe I’m notthe nly person that’s read that f’n book.

That poster should actually read: underwhelming

@Erswi

I got you Erswi. Jurassic Park. Chaos Theory. Survived by finding it in plants.

It looks like what would happen if Dwight Schrute and the 40-Year-Old Virgin poster had a baby.

I hear Soderbergh was tempted to call this

“The Who Gives A Fuck Experience”

I love playing beach volleyball.

BTK, “Dorky Midwesterner” is redundant. That’s like calling somebody a snooty New Yorker or a gay Floridian.

Sorry there. What I meant to say is that I can’t believe I’m not the only one here that reads books. My bad.

is that what flo-rida is, a ‘gay floridian’?

No, Flo-rida is a Branch Floridian.

Swi, you catch some of my weirder references. You don’t by chance not know who your father is either, do you?

Isn’t the “Gay Floridian” a hotel resort @ Disney World?

I thought “Flo-Riding” was forgetting to wear a Maxi-pad on the first day.

And we all know the first day’s flow is the heaviest.

I like to think of the first day as partying the red sea.

No. Why? Daddy?

fuck. not partying, but parting*.

My favorite part in the movie is where them whipped down me pants and look up me bottom.

I like partying the red sea. I’m nasty like that.

i like to party the red sea after a few funky cold medinas.

i like to party the red sea on Red Bull on vodka.

Red Bull and vodka gives you red wings.

A gay Floridian? Ha, there are no gays in Florida!

@Burnsy

Have you SEEN Charlie Christ?

*turns around*

WHEN DID ALL THESE GAY FLORIDIANS SHOW UP?!?!

“Dorky Midwesterner” is redundant as an intense game of beach volleyball.

Since you moved to Whorelando, Burnsy

New up (your ass)

Are there old gay flo-ridians?

<— Klingon-impersonating, Magic: The Gathering playing, Lord of the Rings reading, Star Wars quoting, comic collecting, MST3K-watching…accountant.

Location: Iowa

The Mighty Feklahr would assert that He knows a Dorky Midwesterner when He sees one. Wanna know what He sees in the pic?

…

MMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT

DDDDDDDAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!

I wish I could order this movie on The Box.

And, yes, you ahve to do the “MMMAAATTT DDAAAMMMOOONNN!” thing in every Matt Damon post, or Kahless will forshak you.

Oh, and there really is a new up.