Comments on: MALIN AKERMAN HAS COME A LONG WAY

By: spazmodic

spazmodic — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:04:39 +0000

Alternate tagline: She gave her dog a bone … now he wants to return the favour.

By: nominus

nominus — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:42:26 +0000

What’s weird is when a chick tells you she wants you to bust your nut in her ear. Even weirder? Saying no.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:40:42 +0000

Not if they’re dead.

By: spazmodic

spazmodic — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:39:40 +0000

Not really. Sticking your dick in someone’s ear? That is fucking weird.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:19:41 +0000

You’re from Australia? That’s fucking weird.

By: spazmodic

spazmodic — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:47:34 +0000

So in America, “petting” can mean “kissing & cuddling your partner” AND “showing affection to a pet”? That’s fucking weird.

Here in Australia, “petting” has only ONE meaning: kissing & cuddling your partner’s pet.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:29:07 +0000

You don’t love me, you just love how my dick is painted red when we fuck doggystyle.

By: Michelle07

Michelle07 — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:21:50 +0000

Sounds like your chasing a lot of tail.

By: FistfulOAwesome

FistfulOAwesome — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:15:14 +0000

Wait a minute… I got mixed up. “Breaking the Dam” is the constipation thing. “Peanut Butt” is when you go anal with Peanut Butter as the lube (Chunky style).

By: Michelle07

Michelle07 — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 22:55:57 +0000

That bitch ruins everything.