Comments on: MACHETE CAST: ROBERT DE NIRO? JONAH HILL?

By: Immortal 9

Immortal 9 — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 23:26:22 +0000

In the trailer at 1:07

I can’t believe Paul Schaffer shot Danny Trejo.

By: Vodka

Vodka — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:03:51 +0000

I would much rather watch a rumored-at-best, fake-trailered movie than about 95% of the movies being made today.

Thanks, Hollywood!

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:01:03 +0000

Michelle will be playing ‘Lez’

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:59:52 +0000

Mexican Jonah Hill grew a neck beard by the time he was 12.

By: Deux-Deux-Deux

Deux-Deux-Deux — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:48:02 +0000

Upon reading that he wasn’t being considered for a role in the Mexpendables, Lou Diamond Phillips drew a warm bath, took 50 Spanish Fly pills, and slit his wrists next to a candlelit picture of his lesbian ex-wife.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:47:50 +0000

The banner pic is only fitting. Machetes are best used for bushwhacking.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:44:38 +0000

You know Robert De Niro’s character is bad news when he’s introduced as the Senate Minority Whip.

By: madman

madman — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:43:26 +0000

Machete (Trejo) is a Mexican ex-Federale with a gift for wielding a blade, who hides out as a day laborer, who is double-crossed by a corrupt state senator (De Niro).

That’s the same story the guy that got my sister pregnant told her.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:41:38 +0000

Banner Pic:

Chorizo Sandwich

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:39:16 +0000

You failed to block out the sexiest nipple in that banner pic.