07.07.09 THE MOST INSANE SCENE OF ALL TIME

My kitty sometimes vomits blood but it stops after approximately 5-7 days so this really isn’t all that insane.

I’m not watching this while at work. Just the description alone made me jizz a little and I can’t afford another Blankman-esque orgasm scene right now.

A-fishy, a-fishy, a-fishy, Oh!

Fucking. A. Wow.

Is someone burning toast?

This is what happens when you say the secret word in Pei Wei’s Playhouse.

Have they figgered out how to steal my dreams directly from the cerebral cortex? Cool!!

Also, comments like those make me ♥ the Drunkettes even harder.

At some point, don’t you have to assume that radiation poisoning has something to do with this?

If Russians had internet access electricity, just imagine what those Chernobylian motherfuckers would be making.

I do not understand Japanese KFC commercials.

“Oh man if i was older i would totally start jacking off right now!”

I was at this restaurant Friday and they had fucking satellite radio on and they fucking played this fucking Alanis Morisette song and now I can’t get that fucking song out of my head no matter how many fucking children/women/animals/senior citizens I kill.

Fek, that’s ironic.

Ha! Wasn’t that song, and I ain’t tellin’ you which it was!

You oughta know, Erswi.

So, Fek, do you have one hand in your pocket? Wait, you probably do! LOL!!1!1!

CB, you are older! Didn’t you just have a birthday like 2 days ago?

As if Alanis wasn’t bad enough, I am so stressed out at work right now my skull went numb. Literally. Should I seek medical attention?

CHINO I UPDATED MY BLOG! GO WORSHIP!

Bukkake is my favorite Japanese film.

That’s a relief, Chino.

Fek, I couldn’t agree more. Douchebags. Except for Zac Efron. You take that back!!

That video just gave me red wings.

Uly’s mom gave me red wings.

What was that sauce she put on them? A molé poblano, I believe ? Delish.

Fek, what’s the URL to your blog?

This video falls into the “Bloodkakke” category in my spank bank collection.

Right between “BBQ’d BBW’S” and “Butt-Fucked Robots”.

usCal-here ya go! Feel free to start one of your famous orgies there.

http://dirtyhairy.blogspot.com/

It’s not blogwhoring if someone asks, right?

Updated for Heidi and Spencer, and Michael Jackson (who the fuck is that guy?)!

What’s the word I’m looking for….when a post gets stagnant?

It’s right on the tip of my tongue and it tastes like asshole and red bull…

Kitty and I are going to paint the town red…HAHA I love you Mittens!

I haven’t seen a pussy spew that much blood in a Japanese movie since I rented DragonBall Z: Bulma Goes Super Saiyan

IMDb says:

Oshare is excited about spending summer vacation with her father, until she finds out that his beautiful, freakishly serene girlfriend Ryouko would be going as well. Oshare decides she will be going to her grandmother’s house in the country instead. She brings with her her friends from school – Fanta (who likes to take pictures, and daydreams a lot), KunFuu (who has very good reflexes), Gari (who is a major nerd), Sweet (who likes to clean), Mac (who eats a lot), and Melody (a musician). However, the girls are unaware that Oshare’s grandmother is actually dead and the house is actually haunted. When they arrive at the house, crazy events take place and the girls disappear one by one while slowly discovering the secret behind all the madness.

So in other words, the entire plot of Princess Diaries 2. Why are the American adaptations never as good?!

I consider this my one worthwhile contribution to this site, as my lame comments have yet to match the quality I’ve enjoyed from all of you.

Blood drunk on….

iwontrememberthis, I want to fuck you in the angry cat painting that vomits blood.

I’d say finding that video alone is worth a piss boot.

This is actually the PAL DVD version of Titanic.

This scene led to the invention of the Sham-Wow.

I didn’t know Evil Dead was a remake.

the time thing said it was two and a half minutes long, but i swear to god that clip is a full forty minutes.

@iwontrememberthis
You can make up for the shitty comments in other ways, like I do.

#27. Taking Drunkard #27.

japan…kamikaze fighter pilots and……uhhhhh yea kamikaze lampshades,
what the hell else do you want from a country that produces squid rape porn??? internet handjobs…yes please!!!

Just finished watching this… HOOOOOOLY CRAP! Thanks a million, FilmDrunk! MY EYESSSSS!!!! MY EYYYYYYYEEEEESSSSS!

Torrent it (with English subs!) hxxp://tracker.zaerc.com/torrents-details.php?id=12457

i saw this movie in my film class a couple of years ago and there are a lot better (or worse) scenes