07.07.09 THE MOST INSANE SCENE OF ALL TIME
I needed something to wash the mealy taste of boredom out of my face holes after that Collector trailer, and once again, the internet provides - in the form of this scene from the 70s Japanese horror film Hausu. It doesn’t have subtitles, but let me see if I can sum up the plot:
A lampshade kills a girl via drugs, or possibly mind control. Then her body parts separate and get stuck in psychadelic purgatory. This greatly angers a painting of an angry cat. Which in turn causes the dead girl’s legs to return from supernatural limbo and kick the angry cat painting in the face, at which point it begins to vomit blood. Then it turns into a real cat, meows, turns back into a painting, and continues to vomit blood. Little does it know, a geisha bleeds from the neck while a baby cries. At which point a disembodied leg jumps into an armoire causing the entire apartment to become a lake of blood. Fin.
[Thanks to "iwontrememberthis" for the tip]
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THE MOST INSANE SCENE OF ALL TIME
My kitty sometimes vomits blood but it stops after approximately 5-7 days so this really isn’t all that insane.
I’m not watching this while at work. Just the description alone made me jizz a little and I can’t afford another Blankman-esque orgasm scene right now.
A-fishy, a-fishy, a-fishy, Oh!
Fucking. A. Wow.
Is someone burning toast?
This is what happens when you say the secret word in Pei Wei’s Playhouse.
Have they figgered out how to steal my dreams directly from the cerebral cortex? Cool!!
Also, comments like those make me ♥ the Drunkettes even harder.
At some point, don’t you have to assume that radiation poisoning has something to do with this?
If Russians had
internet accesselectricity, just imagine what those Chernobylian motherfuckers would be making.I do not understand Japanese KFC commercials.
“Oh man if i was older i would totally start jacking off right now!”
I was at this restaurant Friday and they had fucking satellite radio on and they fucking played this fucking Alanis Morisette song and now I can’t get that fucking song out of my head no matter how many fucking children/women/animals/senior citizens I kill.
Fek, that’s ironic.
Ha! Wasn’t that song, and I ain’t tellin’ you which it was!
You oughta know, Erswi.
So, Fek, do you have one hand in your pocket? Wait, you probably do! LOL!!1!1!
CB, you are older! Didn’t you just have a birthday like 2 days ago?
As if Alanis wasn’t bad enough, I am so stressed out at work right now my skull went numb. Literally. Should I seek medical attention?
CHINO I UPDATED MY BLOG! GO WORSHIP!
Bukkake is my favorite Japanese film.
That’s a relief, Chino.
Fek, I couldn’t agree more. Douchebags. Except for Zac Efron. You take that back!!
That video just gave me red wings.
Uly’s mom gave me red wings.
What was that sauce she put on them? A molé poblano, I believe ? Delish.
Fek, what’s the URL to your blog?
This video falls into the “Bloodkakke” category in my spank bank collection.
Right between “BBQ’d BBW’S” and “Butt-Fucked Robots”.
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