Comments on: KEVIN SMITH LOVES HIS WIFE’S CROTCH HOLES

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:09:19 +0000

It helps that she calls him Matt Damon and he calls her Rosario Dawson while they fuck.

By: GenePoolParty

GenePoolParty — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:04:27 +0000

The lawyer for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie just filed a restraining order against any more sex talk about Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:01:28 +0000

It’s only fitting, cause if a twat and the shitter combined, it would be called a “Twitter”.

By: JessicaD

JessicaD — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:01:01 +0000

Patty I’m with you. Smith’s wife shared enough of herself with us (and her scary boobs) in Clerks 2. I’ll just stare longingly at Cooper and Reynolds.

By: Deux-Deux-Deux

Deux-Deux-Deux — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:00:03 +0000

It would appear that the porno Zack and Miri made may have been of the scat variety. Not that I have any familiarity with that.

/clears cache

By: Patty Boots

Patty Boots — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:55:24 +0000

I’m just going to stare at the banner pic of the previous post and pretend this one never happened.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:55:04 +0000

I must have hybrid genatalia cause I pissed poop this morning.

But that always happens when Chodin spends the night.

By: JHC

JHC — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:53:19 +0000

From the sounds of it, she doesn’t wipe very well.

By: GenePoolParty

GenePoolParty — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:51:57 +0000

Do hybrid holes qualify for Federal tax credits?

By: Stinky Peet

Stinky Peet — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:51:41 +0000

See, this is why I’m non-committal about Twitter. On the plus side, you have Olivia Munn describing her hotsauce shits and “redhotpooper”, but on the down side you have Kevin Smith writing 140-character Penthouse letters. I need a philosopher to tell me, is the one worth the other?