07.01.09 KATHERINE HEIGL SUCKS AT ORGASMS
You know that scene in When Harry Met Sally where Meg Ryan fakes an orgasm in a restaurant? Of course you do, it’s the most famous romantic comedy scene of all time. Well Katherine Heigl and the makers of The Ugly Truth do too, which is why they made this… uh, homage? Which manages to take all the sexiness and surprise out of the original and turn it into lame, plodding gag about vibrating underwear (”I’ll have what she’s having” is now “What’s in ceviche?”). I’m not sure if they meant to rip off When Harry Met Sally or the under-the-table-jerk-off scene in Wedding Crashers, but in either case, Heigl’s fake orgasm is one of the least sexy, least convincing ever, and I’d like to think I know a little something about fake orgasms. And she was raised a Mormon, so you’d think she’d know a little something about magic underwear.
[via Comingsoon]
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KATHERINE HEIGL SUCKS AT ORGASMS
Kat’s Kitty was scratched by a Kiddy? So does this mean that Mog is Flogged by Dogs? Or that Spencer Pratt should be sodomized by Rats? (Yes to all)
Kat is only the first woman to be sexually by that kid that night. Later, he gave the control to his Mom, Maggie Ling 4846. Damn, what a Player!
I want you guys to know, that I would sexually all over your faces.
Fist 1: Thanks, Fist!
Fist 2: Right on, Fist!
Fist 3: What’s taking so long, Fist?
Fist 4: Hang on, Fist 3. I have to wait till that video loads so I can pause it on the kid.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!
I ONLY DID THAT BECAUSE JHC WON’T JIZZ ON ME!!!
I like the fact that you have to enter proof of age before watching this clip, as if being 46 and living in your parents basement (or so I’ve heard) isn’t a big enough hurdle to watch a terribly formulaic movie trailer.
*waddles to futon, turns on XBox controller*…Now it’s MY time to shine.
(My parents have dial up).
Pauly shore´s lawyers are studying if they could sue “when pauly met sally”
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