07.01.09 KATHERINE HEIGL SUCKS AT ORGASMS
You know that scene in When Harry Met Sally where Meg Ryan fakes an orgasm in a restaurant? Of course you do, it’s the most famous romantic comedy scene of all time. Well Katherine Heigl and the makers of The Ugly Truth do too, which is why they made this… uh, homage? Which manages to take all the sexiness and surprise out of the original and turn it into lame, plodding gag about vibrating underwear (”I’ll have what she’s having” is now “What’s in ceviche?”). I’m not sure if they meant to rip off When Harry Met Sally or the under-the-table-jerk-off scene in Wedding Crashers, but in either case, Heigl’s fake orgasm is one of the least sexy, least convincing ever, and I’d like to think I know a little something about fake orgasms. And she was raised a Mormon, so you’d think she’d know a little something about magic underwear.
[via Comingsoon]
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KATHERINE HEIGL SUCKS AT ORGASMS
Good thing she’s not doing any more sexist movies like Knocked Up. Nothing screams empowerment like having Dennis the Menace get you off via remote control in a crowded restaurant.
“Truth”? That’s a funny name for her character…
Wait, I just reread the headline. Are you saying that she orgasms when she sucks?
Man, now Hollywood’s ripping off porn classics? Nothing original anymore huh?
Tracy Jordan walks up] No, no, Katherine Heigl! Don’t fake orgasms at the dinner table! Have some dignity!
Karl Malden is dead . . .
Whichever of you sick fucks decided to act on our intentions to kill everybody in Hollywood needs to work on your aim.
Meaning, KILL KATHERINE HEIGL. And Freebird and Seltzer Water.
I am so good at faking orgasms, my hand has no idea!!!
Ceviche is Mexican for spunk filled nappy dugout.
Sieg Heigl.
Whichever of you sick fucks decided to act on our intentions to kill everybody in Hollywood needs to work on your aim.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! QOVLPATH!
*kicks Grethor’s targeting computers*
P.S. No way am I watching 2:47 of that shit. I like fake orgasms as much as the next prostitute, but my time is precious.
Ceviche probably tastes like Katherine Heigl’s panties after that scene.
Heigl did the fabled kegel and a dinner table and was unable to remain stable.
Also, fuck that bitch.
The orgasms may be fake, but the herpes are real!
Wasn’t vibrating underwear one of the Nutty Professor’s inventions?
“Heigl glavin!”
I’d use her squirting orgasm like a water pick.
I <3 noMo.
I really don’t know what the deal is with her. Another generally pretty, but only cuz she’s skinny, cookie cutter blonde with blue eyes and a superiority complex. Not that I wouldn’t finish in her mouth given the chance, but she’s just nothing spectacular.
It may be a shitty fake orgasm, but it’s the sexiest epileptic siezure ever.
I’d rather jerk it to a bass fishing show on CMT.
For rhyming/pun purposes … anyone know if she prefers it pronounced “High-gl” or “Hey-gl”?
(Not that I care … I’d prefer it pronounced “Dead”.)
I orgasm ever time. It’s usually onto my knuckles or a towel, but every time.
P.S.
My ex orgasmed every payday.
THANK GOD!
Karl Malden just died. Now all the news channels can get off the incessant Michael Jackson coverage.
Goddammit, mum, why do you have to whore yourself out on every blog I visit? It’s REALLY getting annoying.
So now Hollywood is ripping off plots of Drew Carey Show episodes? I can’t wait till the scene where Heigl spins her box by balancing it off that kid’s dick (I need some pointers).
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