Jerry Bruckheimer has decided on a new project, which I assume he does blindfolded, by reaching into an enormous jackolantern filled with dildos, that say things like “aliens”, “talking animals”, and “elite special forces unit” on them.
The producer has snapped up feature rights to the [48-page] graphic novel “World War Robot” from IDW Publishing. Story, penned by Ashley Wood [who also wrote Zombies vs. Robots] and recounted in war-diary form by participants on both sides, centers on a small band of humans and robots facing off in a battle on Earth, the moon and Mars. [Variety]
WORLD. WAR. ROBOT. You’ve outdone yourself this time, o’ great dildo pumpkin.
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I like it. Smells like dead hooker anus. Go with it!
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If there’s one thing I know for certain, it’s that Don Simpson couldn’t be happier that he’s dead.
No mega-Klingon frownies? Disappointing!
Ah, so that’s why all the Charlie Brown kids wanted to meet The Great Pumpkin.
Did Tony Danza get some work done? Something’s different.
Hold on, Robo … wasn’t Linus the only Pumpkinhead?
“World War Robot” is how critics referred to Ben Affleck’s performance in Pearl Harbor.
A World War on….the Moon?
That means Jesus did indeed ride a dinosaur.
So Bruckheimer wears a rug right? I’m not just seeing things, that thing on his head is a wig?
Bruckheimer was first approached to do a movie about World War Robot’s little brother World Peace Robot but commented that “Peace” is for pussies.
And the only words to describe Afflecks performance in Pearl Harbor were “Amazing” “Genius” and “breathtaking”
Banner Pic:
Looks like Richard Gere was standing above Bruckheimer farting.
Jerry Bruckheimer is spreading a nasty rumor around Hollywood that Michael Bay wheezes when masturbating.
Zombies vs Robots? Didn’t we just see Christian Bale in Terminator Salvation?
If G force was made by Bay all those Guinea pigs would have massive furry balls.
QAPLAH! Updated for Klingon frownies!
Fek, bummer about the car. How was the pedestrian when you left him?
Is it me or does Jerry Bruckheimer look like Captain Haddock from Tin Tin? Same scraggly beard. Same crookedly gay smile. Same dead eyes.
nePoo-Don’t you mean the baby strollers?
Thank you, Fek. My life is now complete.
So it’s like if World War Z and Transformers had a baby. A really ugly, stupid baby.
Way to directly rip off WWZ’s title, dude.
Who plays Hitler in World War Robot? Thats right. Schwarzenegger.
Maybe I’m looking for it, but it seems like there’s been an inordinate number of references to dildos and sex toys these past couple days.
World War Robot is fought between the Allied Powers and the Axis of Axles.
BTK if that joke ends up in the movie somehow, I will issue a formal apology.
It’s a worrying sign when ladies start confusing pumpkins with dildos.
More like dildon’t, right spaz?
Pumpkins make awesome sex toys. You can have your fleshlight, I’ll take my Jack-O-Lantern. It feels so gourd.
BTK if ^^ THAT joke ends up in the movie, I’ll see it eight times.
I like my pumpkin pie’d, thankyouverymuch.
I fill my Jacktion!-o-lantern with dildos.
“You’ve outdone yourself this time, o’ great dildo pumpkin.”
i may be wrong, and a little drunk, but this is a line from a beatles song, no?
For the record: Bruckheimer is a douche. No Arguments there.
For the record: Ashley Wood (everything he touches turns to artistic gold) and World War Robot are really top notch stuff.
Shame about Dildoheimer nabbing it up though. On the bright side, he can throw alot of money at it. Bad side, everything he works on smells like butt.