Comments on: WASN’T THIS CALLED ‘SON OF THE BEACH’?

By: Stinky Peet

Stinky Peet — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:08:20 +0000

Pam Andersen is so far gone she needs a permit from the EPA just to take a shit.

By: Mark It Zero

Mark It Zero — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:07:56 +0000

I’m suddenly starting to question my own “freshness.”

By: Mark It Zero

Mark It Zero — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:04:15 +0000

Fun Fact: There are 27 boobs in that picture.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:59:36 +0000

That’s like buying a Gulfstream jet and handing the keys to your landscaper Well, if that landscaper is a member of the Gulf Cartel back "home" then it would be fitting.

By: Oski

Oski — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:49:23 +0000

I wonder if I can hire Nicole Eggert for like $200. When I tell people I fucked Nicole Eggert, I’ll imply that it was when she was on Charles In Charge and underage.

By: SmokeEmIfYouGotEm

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:49:20 +0000

Banner Pic:

You can’t see it but the “actresses” are all standing on top of David Hasselhoff’s potbelly

By: SmokeEmIfYouGotEm

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:47:09 +0000

Banner Pic:

Is that David Charvet second in from the right?

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:45:19 +0000

Brandi Roderick is allegedly a high end prostitute. That counts as working.

By: Lester Hayes Mayes

Lester Hayes Mayes — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:44:58 +0000

They thought they were appealing to all fantasies with that picture, but I don’t see any bald Asian chicks there.

By: Mark It Zero

Mark It Zero — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:43:45 +0000

Once those chicks sync up, there won’t be enough Midol in the world for the male species to survive.