Jennifer Aniston has signed on to star as an older woman who romances younger men in Pumas. Maybe “cougar” was trademarked? Lame. They should just call it… Cat snatch fever, dudunta-duuhh…
Story centers on two thirtysomething women who make a habit of romancing younger men and take a French skiing vacation that challenges their romantic expectations. Wayne McClammy is attached to direct from Melissa Stack’s script.
McClammy, also attached to “Cool School” for Fox and “Le Car” for MGM, signed on to the gigs after directing and co-writing the buzzed-about comedy shorts “I’m F**king Matt Damon” and follow-up “I’m F**king Ben Affleck.”
Well, he’s proved he can point a camera at Sarah Silverman and write sex-related rhymes, so clearly he’s qualified to direct a movie or three. But with a name like Wayne McClammy I can’t help but wonder if he’d be better suited to another position: Hogwarts Professor of Molestation.
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The Mighty Feklahr has only one thing in mind for this cougar/puma: MOUNTIN’ LOINS!
Aniston provides the PU. No word yet on her costar, but they’re looking for a mother-type.
This is like the script I wrote about a cougar who goes after her nephew’s friends. I combined the two main elements for the title and called it “Cunt”.
Story centers on two thirtysomething women who make a habit of romancing younger men and take a French skiing vacation that challenges their romantic expectations.
‘Sex & the City’ meets ‘Boat Trip’?
Jennifer Aniston is a puma? Congratulations, Hollywierd. You’ve ruined having sex with large, solitary mountain cats for me.
Is this pronounced poo-muhs or pyoo-muhs?
You’ve ruined having sex with large, solitary mountain cats for me.
Didn’t you mean…MOUNTAIN LIONS?
From Wikipedia: “The cougar holds the Guinness record for the animal with the highest number of names, presumably due to its wide distribution across North and South America. It has over 40 names in English alone.”
None of those names in Jennifer Aniston, though.
Are we sure this is an actual movie and Not Jennifer Aniston’s vacation plans?
I’d wear her like a pair of shoes.
None of those names is Jennifer Aniston. Stupid non-misspelled word.
*performs provocative hips thrusts*
Mountin’ Loins! Ooo-wha! Ooo-wha! Ooo…fuck it..
Similarly, Nicole Kidman will star in Roos.
Is this pronounced poo-muhs or pyoo-muhs?
It’s poo-muh. Pyoo-muh is the sound girls make when they try to make laser guns sounds.
So anyway, The Mighty Feklahr was dialing through His sub-space receiver and came across an interesting bit on NPR this morning. They were interviewing an author about his new book and he describes a crime scene in the book where they find the body of a dead transvestite.
That guy is His new favourite author, whatever the fuck his name was. DOR SHO GHA! Romulans decloaking!!!
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PSYCHE!
She’s still pissed that Brad was a cheetah.
They should have got Puma Swede to star.
Why is it the guys with squirrely names (McClammy, are you fucking serious?) get all the breaks? When can someone manly, like Hammer Doomforger, get a chance? ANSWER THAT ONE HOLLYWEIRD!
If we’re talking about old pussy, wouldn’t saber tooth tiger be more fitting? Not that thirtysomething is old…
What? IT’S NOT!!!!
Wayne McClammy was my porn name. Not because I clammed up during scenes, but because I grew up on Wayne Street and my first pet was a lamb who ate McDonalds named McClammy.
I have a spec about teachers who have sex with their 14 year old students. It’s called “A Couple of Educougars” but Fox was all like “Educougar isn’t even a real word, why don’t we call it ‘A Couple of Panthers?’”
McClammy is an old Irish name that’s gone through several changes over the years. The first son of Patty the Guywhosefacelookslikesomelassesvagina almost immediately changed his name. Later, they dropped the “bearded” part off for brevity’s sake.
Cannibal Denny’s has been trying to get this director on their menu for ages. They figure they’ll serve him up with two eggs and call it “Moons over McClammy.”