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07.21.09If you thought Twilight fangirls were weird, check out video after the jump of Japan’s most obsessive Harry Potter fangirl meeting Rupert Grint and Daniel Radcliffe. Above is the moment when she tells Grint he has “silver eyelashes” and begs to touch them.
Sanma Akashiya’s “Karakuri Terebi” held a contest last month in which 10,000 of Japan’s biggest Harry Potter fans competed for a chance to travel to the UK and interview the stars of the new Harry Potter movie. As a comedy show, they intentionally picked the strangest fans as finalists. A girl named Kana was the grand prize winner. [JapanProbe via /Film]
Other highlights include her wafting Grint’s scent to toward her face at the 1:18 mark. “You smell great!” she says. He tells her she smells great too, and she says that’s funny because people usually tell her she smells like a granny. Jesus, if you could harness the awkward energy in these videos it could power a city. It’s funny, being pre-sex age makes girls do crazy things like squeal uncontrollable and beg to touch eyelashes. Being post sex-age makes them do crazy things like join the Clay Aiken fan club and watch Dr. Phil. I see only one solution. (*points to crotch*)


Those damn Japrobots are getting more lifelike everyday. Is this the one they’re putting on the moon?
Seems to me the uncontrollable squeal turns into a high pitched “wooo” as women age and when shots are bought.
Grint can’t recover because he’s still half-expecting to be pepper-sprayed after sneaking up behind another girl.
Just imagine how pumped she would have been if it was revealed the next Harry Potter had tentacle rape and was out of sync with the audio track.
@ Markit
Next model will be going up. They just gotta hammer out that overbite defect in the next series.
Teeth like hers are proof that, if there is a God, he sometimes has seizures.
Sure, she’s all cute and innocent now, but watch; soon she’ll be wearing a butcher’s apron and rubber gloves, and cutting of their feet with piano wire. I know this, because Asian horror movies have taught me all I need to know about Japanese women.
[Cue Blood Vomiting Cat Painting]
This would never be an issue in China. I’m just saying. You find a nice, quiet hillside – or a back alley dumpster – and restore honor to your ancestors.
That wasn’t the Paper Heart trailer ?
Sexman’s braces shuddered in fear and disgust when they saw this banner pic.
Does she ask to touch his pubic mane of flames?
And yet they complain about sex tourists…my first thought after watching that video was how i’d bang that chick because she wanted it.
Ten bucks says she only met Grint and Radcliffe because they were afraid she’d try to kill Emma Watson and take over her life.
She put on the Sorting Hat and it put her in the outhouse.
She better be careful so she doesn’t get swine fru.
Kirsten Dunst gets catty whenever they’re in the same room together.
Swine Flu gave that girl Hogwarts. (Thank you for not panning the camera south of the border.)
Grint was actually just relieved that she didn’t ask him if he’d rather “do” Mary Ann or himself…