JAMESIE’S GOT A GUN
07.30.09
Empire magazine has a feature on James Cameron’s Avatar this month, including this new picture of him on the set with a giant gun. I mean, I guess it’s a big gun. Whatever. I’ve seen bigger.
“It’s a movie about bullies,” Avatar star Sam Worthington told us on set. “The humans have come to tear into the Na’vi planet and strip-mine it. We’re telling a story that’s relevant now. It’s filled wtih typical James Cameron messages, especially technology overrunning us all, which is what nearly all his movies are about.
Yeah, but what’s James Cameron shooting at? I think I might have an idea:
SCHWARZENEGGER: GET TO DA CHOPAAAAAAH!!!
(*Stallone grabs onto helicopter just as it leaves the ground*)
STALLONE: UHHYEEAAHHAAAAHHHAHHOOOHHAHHEEEEIIIYEEEEAHHHHEEEEOOOOOH!!
JAMES CAMERON: PEW! PEW! PEW!
(*AC/DC’s “Big Gun” fades in*)
I think I’m going to put my name at the bottom of this and call it The Expendables 2.
“So what would you say this song is about?”
“In a nutshell, I’d have to say it deals with a big gun kicking the hell out of you, if you will.”
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That’s no gun. That’s Nic Cage’s botox needle.
Why the hell is he wearing camo? I guess cuz he’s Jim Cameron, that’s why…
The planet is a metaphor for a rec center.
In the AC/DC song “Big Gun” the “gun” is referring to his dick. You see, he wants to shoot you with his dick.
Strip-miners: A bunch of hot chicks doing blue collar work or a bunch of burly, hairy alcoholic men in thongs. You decide.
Why the hell is he wearing camo? I guess cuz he’s Jim Cameron, that’s why…
That is “Cameronflage”.
The only thing that banner pic is missing is a flag coming out of the barrel of the gun that says, “Zzzzap!” (in fruity Bart Simpson lisp).
“Big Gun” was in ‘Last Action Hero’, which had one of the best Schwarzenegger lines ever:
I DON’T CARE WHO DOES WHAT TO YOUR HERSHEY HIGHWAY!
BTW, today is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 62nd birthday.
Titanic would have been redeemed if Kate Winslet’s theme was “Stiff Uppity Bitch”.
I’m on a hershey highway…to hell. Cause god hates fags.
Donk: How do you shoot women and children?
Cameron: Easy, you just use softer lighting!
Messages? Meh. Tta they good phor?
James Cameron employs a best boy grip, a dolly grip, and a pistol grip.
“We’re telling a story that’s relevant now. It’s filled with typical James Cameron messages, especially technology overrunning us all. We’ve got Big Fuckin’ Guns and dropships and attack helicopters… it’s gonna be fanfuckingtastic”
So where are the big roses?
I’d rather watch strip-minors.
am i right thinking this is a live action rendition of the anime series?
am i right thinking this is a live action rendition of the anime series?
No, but there is one being made.
Sam Worthington is quite familiar with bullies. To explain why would be redundant. Not WORTH the timington.
ah. thanks, donk. i knew i had heard whispers and this post really threw me for a loop.
Poor Sam sounds like he’s Avatarded.
Wow … it appears old Jim’s carrying a decent “third leg”.
Bay and McDouche are quietly sobbing in the corner after seeing this pic.
is it hypocritical that all JC brags about is A. how this movie uses the best and most amazing technology ever and B. this movie is all about how technology is evil
?
Good point… Alanis should write a song about it.
You See?! Even James Cameron looks more credible as an army commando than fucking Marlon Wayans.
Hey, I like that guitar player in the school boy outfit, but that singer needs to gargle with some honey and lemon.
Is this that Nickelback group all you old dudes and dudettes are always talking about?