
This new batch of new pictures from Iron Man 2 just hit the web, but since I don’t really like commenting on publicity stills, I brought in special FilmDrunk correspondent Terrence Howard to do it for me.
“Hey, man, solid. Since I was in Iron Man 1, lotta cats keep askin me what I ‘think’ about ‘Don Cheadle’ ‘replacin me, and am I ‘mad’ about it, and all that jive. Well dig this, man: sayin ‘Don Cheadle’ ‘replaced’ me, man, that’s, like… a matter of faulty perception. The consummation of obsolete cognitation, ya dig? See, because, man, when you get down to the root of it, we all of us made up of the same energy. The same forcefields that govern the universe, like bricks in a wind chime, man. He didn’t replace me, because we are the very same – Don Cheadle, me, the ocean, a go-kart, glaciers, my grandma’s piano, the ink on the contract I wouldn’t sign, Jesus Christ, and the dinosaurs, man. See, we all the same when you start diggin, ya dig, so ain’t no reason to palaver about who replaced who when we should be playin’ drums and smokin’ weed and makin’ love, man. Now sit tight while I scat a while: skib. skibbity BOP. Skibbity beep bop a-doodle plop, dweedly dweedly dweedly YOW!”

[via USA Today - and they've got a couple more than I included here so head your ass on over there if you wanna see them]



Terrence Howard will get his revenge on Don Cheadle when he stars in Hotel For Dogs 2.
But he’d rather star in Hotel For Cats, skibbity scat scat scittity dibbity doo.
RDJ looks kind of Fe no?
Why does he have a Fantastic 4 costume?
Between those two mountains I see the perfect place to park my tongue… how much is the fee scarlett? what do i have to beat up ryan reynolds first? what is he gonna do… make sarcastic comments as i pummel him into a pulp
I have a pink motorcycle jacket just like that that says “Ridiculous”.
Terrence Howard had an alarm clock specially built that goes off the minute after he wakes up.
Terrence Howard was fired as Col. Rhodes for showing his Sgt. to Pepper.
Terrence Howard hands out blank business cards and invites you to call whatever number comes to you in order to reach him.
Pic #2:
Jon Favreau: What seems to be the problem here guys?
RDJ: Jon, do we really need Don Cheadle? I mean, I can do a a perfectly good Black dude. Have you not seen “Tropic Thunder”?
Don Cheadle: Robert, I’m right here. Could you wait until I’m not around to talk about me, you dick.
Terrence Howard owns a beanbag chair that swivels.
When a record skips, so does Terrence Howard. He doesn’t want it to feel bad.
Whilst Scarlett Johansson has a comic book figure, and i’m not averse to seeing her in a catsuit, i’m just not feelin’ her as Black Widow. She doesn’t have that superhot assassin vibe.
Terrence Howard looks like what the plastic surgery version of Joe Jackson would look like if he was 40 years younger.
Goddamn it, Gwyneth Paltrow sucks at every aspect of everything ever created or thought of. Wait, technically what I just said is incorrect, because she’s the best at being the worst at every aspect of everything ever created or thought of. Take that you upity, self-righteous bitch!!
AH! A terrorist!!!1!