Play the Game stars Andy Griffith as a lonely widower who relearns how to pick up women (like Seinfeld’s and Ray Romano’s moms) with the help of his metrosexual bitch boy grandson (“You gotta kino-escalate after you open a set, grandpa!”).  It’s got jokes about viagra and menopause, and if there isn’t a scene where Griffith tries to talk “street” I’ll eat a dirty Depends.

As Grandpa becomes the Don Juan of the retirement community, David’s tricks begin to fail him, and Grandpa must teach David that the best way to win the game of love is not to play games at all. But both David and Grandpa may have met their match in more ways than one… [Apple]

(*RECORD SCRATCH*)  I smell hijinks!  Problem is, a realistic movie about Andy Griffith picking up women would be about 20 seconds long.  “Hi, ladies.  I’m Matlock.”  *unzips pants*