HOT TUB TIME MACHINE HAS A TRAILER
07.24.09
The rundown on Hot Tub Time Machine: stars Craig Robinson, Clark Duke, John Cusack, and Rob Corddry, plus is purported to feature appearances by Chevy Chase and Crispin Glover. Directed by Steve Pink (Mr. Pink, hee hee!), who last did Accepted. Official synopsis:
After a night of drinking Red Bull and vodkas, a group of guys travel back in time to when they were younger cads.
Honestly, I could sit here all day telling you about Hot Tub Time Machine, but let’s face it: the movie’s called Hot Tub Time Machine. There’s no way you aren’t going to see it. In fact, I don’t know why they even bothered making a regular trailer. The teaser for this movie should just be a border collie with mirrored shades riding around on a skateboard while Huey Lewis & the News sing a rockin jam called “Hot Tub Time Machine.”
(NSFW for language, you fags)
[via ComingSoon]
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Lince, thank you for waiting for a day where He was “puking guts out sick” to post the Black Sabbath article. Otherwise, Iowa might have been a large crater in the United State right now.
Which one of them gets his dick stuck in the time machine’s intake?
Wow, John Cusack really has gone from Say Anything to Do Anything.
Maybe as a Robot Chicken sketch, but as a feature film? I think not.
/circles release date of February 26, 2010 on calendar as the day Tucker Max’s new box office record goes down.
In order to go back in time, do they have to get the jets up to 88 bubbles per hour?
This works out seeing as all of John Cusack’s talent is stuck in the 80s too.
If Crispin sits in that hot tub too long, he’s gonna turn into Wrinklin Glover!
I’ll see if So-crates wants to go with me.
I totally agree with Deux.
The Robot Chicken sketch was called “Dick’s With Time Machines”.
So it looks like they’re completely doing a live action version.
There’s no such thing as statutory rape as long as you’re doing it in the hot tub time machine.
Clark Duke looks like the white Hiro Nakamura
Don’t get me wrong SmokeEm, I’m watching this movie, and I will be high.
@Deux
You think I won’t be watching this blazed out of my mind. I’ll be there like Michael Jackson.
This is just like the tanning beds that rapidly age you.
What’s Craig worried about? He’s not getting in that hot tub.
Banner Pic:
Craig has just finished going down on the ashen Courtney Love.
John Cusack Prime is just in time to warn young John Cusack never to make a movie with a guy named Roland Emmerich
Spoiler: all of the cads die when John Cusack tries to lift his boombox over his head and he drops it in the hot tub.
Whack to the Future?
4 Monkeys?
Peggy Sue Got Gangbanged by 4 dudes?
Where we’re going, we don’t need swim trunks.
Guys? Where are you going?
How did they do that? Usually after a night of drinking Red Bull vodkas, I time travel into the future. I usually end up there pantless on a stranger’s concrete floor. And he always requests that I refer to him as “Sheriff.”
is craig robinson in the new twilight movie? i can totally see him playing some version of blackula but, like, without the big dick
what?
Hot Dog Time Machine is my nickname for my boner