Comments on: HAWK JONES IS AN 8-YEAR-OLD PRIVATE DICK

By: ratherGroggy

ratherGroggy — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 07:24:08 +0000

I bought this movie because of this post.

Best decision of my life.

FistfulOAwesome — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:07:34 +0000

Hawk Jones: I’ll take down those mobster bastards… right after nap time.

Arbuckle — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:16:29 +0000

Dammit Pauly! I already made a Cop and a Half reference.
*Points to Lance Armstrong’s Crotch*
There! Have another!

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:14:12 +0000

I liked this when it was called “Cop and a Half” with Burt Reynolds and his mustache.

Mark It Zero — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:12:32 +0000

I really hope Nic Cage is watching these kids and taking notes.

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:12:23 +0000

Finally, we find out who took the cookies from the cookie jar.

Burnsy — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:08:37 +0000

What a coincidence, I usually tell 8-year olds to keep my dick private.

Donkey Hodey — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:05:28 +0000

You can ride all day long (Hawk Jones)
But you’ll never catch Mr. Jones (Hawk Jones)

Burnsy — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:05:01 +0000

I’m used to my 8-year olds having white mustaches.

Burnsy — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:00:23 +0000

This is pretty much the reason that I volunteer with the Boys & Girls Club, except with much less nudity.