The Huffington Post recently posted this article from something called The Borowitz Report:
A rabid Harry Potter fan took his life yesterday after inadvertently learning a plot spoiler from the soon-to-be-released J.K. Rowling movie, “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.”
Jude Ralston, 32, of Hudson, Ohio left a suicide note indicating that since overhearing the plot spoiler at a shopping mall earlier in the day, “I no longer have a reason to live.”
Family and friends who gathered for a candlelight memorial outside Mr. Ralston’s house remembered a man who seemed to live only for Harry Potter – and wondered if they could have done anything to prevent his tragic fate.
“When Jude got that vanity license plate that said ‘Hogwarts,’ that seemed harmless enough,” said Polly Clovis, who attended Model U.N. with Mr. Ralston while the two were in high school. “But when he started wearing that wizard hat around town, we really should have seen that as a cry for help.”
Now, I’d never heard of the Borowitz Report before I read this article, but I figured anyone who’s not a total idiot could figure out this story is an Onion-like satire, i.e., not real. Like the other article on Borowitz’ website, about how John Ensign wants someone to stimulate his package. But it turns out the internet has lots of total idiots, including:
TheInsider, who reported the fake story, adding, “Do you personally think such an act is possible and necessary?” I love when blogs ask you questions at the end of posts. Questions say, “I’m too lazy to do my job, what do you think, anonymous person on the internet?”
ICYDK.com, who just copied and pasted the entire story. Well done.
PerezHilton, of course, who seems to have taken his article down since then. See? Even the unfunny sociopath with the mind of a 3-year-old figured it out. (eventually).
BunnywithFangs, who calls the fictional guy who killed himself “a Moron.” Would that be considered irony?
And those are only four of 1,684 posts of this story. Anyway, sorry to get all blogging-about-bloggers on you guys this morning, but I thought it newsworthy that people could still surprise you by how dumb they are. And as for Huffington Post, if you guys want to report real news, you might want to take more precautions with your fake articles. Like me, I require all my readers to wear helmets. (Mostly because of the head butts). [Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip]

A story about a fake story? Jeez Vince. You could have at least used the Emma Watson wardrobe malfunction picture.
His suicide note opened with, “I put on my robe and wizard hat . . .”
I thought this picture was hotter than the underwear one, to be honest. She gives me pretty overload.
Upon hearing this, Will.I.Am’s manager punched Perez in the Grint.
This is SO META!
The Borowitz Report also writes, Danielle Radcliffe was seen out on the town with a woman. “This is one of the rare times we’re not in bed making love.” Said the 5’9″ Victoria Secrets model.
If I remember correctly, the Huffington Post also posted all those fake stories about Obama being an American citizen.
Pat O’Brien of The Insider: “Oh, Harry Potter, you’re getting me so hot right now. I just…I just want to go crazy on you and that redheaded one, what’s his name…OH…Yeah…”
Yeah but… panties.
Polly Clovis is a member of the Hufflepuff house, right?
You know all those kids are stoners.
I didn’t smack bitches for 3 days after Rudy Ray Moore died.
If the fan was rabid, it’s probably for the best that he killed himself anyway.
I think about killing myself every time I rent the wrong version of Blown Away.
Some of The Mighty Feklahr’s real life stories can have a pretty funny spin put on them…the suicide stories? Not so much. Unless youcount that time he socked it to the orderly by shitting in the urinal whilst staying in the “quiet room”, ROFLKOTAL!
Questions say, “I’m too lazy to do my job, what do you think, anonymous person on the internet?”
Would that be considered irony?
Keanu Reeves just said “Woah”.
Ahhh, Burnsy, I’m guessing you’ve had the late night drunken exchange argument with the Blockbuster employee too? I DEMAND THE ONE WITH LEBOWSKI!!!
It doesn’t count if it’s a rhetorical question.
Carradine also used suicide nots. Except that was when he found out Max Hardcore was going to jail.
New up, you feegs.