HARRY POTTER: $4.5 BILLION
07.17.09
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince earned $104 million worldwide yesterday, setting a one-day international box office record.
The U.S.-Canadian tally, which includes a record $22.2 million from midnight showings, marks the second-biggest Wednesday opening domestically. Only last month’s “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” scored a bigger midweek first-day gross, with $62 million in domestic ticket sales on Wednesday June 24, according to Paul Dergarabedian, box office analyst for Hollywood.com.
The latest “Harry Potter” ($58.18 million in North America) also ranks as the fourth-highest single-day gross for a film release in North America, behind No. 1 “Dark Knight” ($67.1 million), No. 2 “Transformers: Revenge,” and third-place “Spider-Man 3″ ($59.8 million).
The first five films in the franchise, one of the most lucrative in Hollywood history, have so far taken in about $4.5 billion collectively at the global box office. [AP]
Meanwhile, box office records weren’t the only records Harry Potter was breaking, as Daniel Radcliffe broke the record for looking like a porcelain doll that rapes.
[Harry Potter tattoos via GWS]


Rape Doll totally ripped off Rape Stove.
I know, but I can’t help that he looks like a rape doll.
Harry Potter will one day become He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-In-A-Police-Lineup.
What, no lightning bolt forehead tattoo that strangely looks like a swastika? You do know that Manson is the Half Blood Prince right?
Rape Doll: The Doll That Rapes isn’t nearly as popular wiff the BTK Raders as Rape Doll: The Doll That Lays There and Takes it Like The Whore She Is, I Mean Did You See The Way She Was Dressed?
The Harry Potter series is a lot like my penis, aimed at young adults. Also, The longer it goes on, the darker it gets.
I wasn’t calling out the joke, just saying that the rape doll movie was soooo derivative. *adjusts french-knotted scarf, rides away on fixed gear bicycle*
I’m ok with this making money, as at least this movie has a plot. Unlike Transformers.
Fags in Vasser Sweaters playing quittich. That is all.
I saw this movie on opening night with the help of a magical potion that turned me into my father. Quite a simple potion to brew up too, just combine whiskey and soda and *POOF* instant awesome..
The U.S.-Canadian tally, which includes a record $22.2 million from midnight showings…
It was nice of them to give us their two pence.
Give Radcliffe some credit, The Mighty Feklahr knows which He would rather be known as between “Harry Potter” or “sexually abused horse fucker”.
*”flies off” on vibrating broomstick*
How was that for an ambiguous ending to a post???
The disturbing thing is that he’s not even the second or third palest member of that cast. What did they give out at the wrap party, leeches?
It sure was ambiguous, Fek.
Daniel Radcliffe’s wardrobe provided by Georges-Pierre Seurat*
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*Wait no, I mean, “That guy who painted the picture Cameron stared at in Ferris Bueller… Penis-Fart-Boobs-Tits”…
There that’s better
Imagine if Daniel Radcliffe and Mia Wasikowska were to procreate …
It’d be the NECKST generation!
Please excuse me, I am dead tired.
*crack*
Daniel Radcliff’s face looks like that lead truck in stephen kings emilio estevez’z classic short story Maximum Overdrive
well, strikeout indeed.
What does a picture of Rachel Dratch have to do with Harry Potter?
Nice tattoo grandpa? Who is Harry PotterV
I think it’s bullshit that none of the wizards wore a white hood to fight off “black magic”.
I don’t care about the NBA pauly. Please make a note of it.
Daniel Radcliff makes me feel like a dirty old broad. Rupert Grunt (Grint, whatever) on the other hand makes me sad to be a red head…
Seriously? That guy’s the weirdest looking fucker I’ve ever seen.
He looks like a hairy little turtle.