G.I. JOE STILL LOOKS REALLY CRAPPY
07.13.09We’re less than a month away from the G.I. Joe release and the promotion machine is kicking into high gear, probably hoping to squeeze every last dollar out of opening weekend before the inevitable 70% second-weekend drop. The picture above is from a batch of publicity stills that have been going around. Funny how you can tell a movie’s going to suck from a single frame. I see Dennis Quaid’s wearing his blue camo, in case of a sea assault, or maybe green would’ve clashed with his hat. And am I seeing little shiny things on his uniform? What are those, military-grade rhinestones? Ooh, look out! There’s a Borg behind you! And he’s got… a vest and a turtleneck!


I like how they’ve all got slightly different camouflage on, as if they aren’t sure where they’ll need to hide.
Actually im suprised at least Channing Tatum has his shirt on
The guy in the front is wearing an ascot. must be some sort of nod to Fred from Scooby Doo.
This movie is going to be terrible but I guarantee if I can find a midnight screening of this and go with a bunch of friends when we’re all high it’ll be in our top 10 movies of the year(when high)
Although if this doesn’t have Sgt Slaughter in it, I don’t want to know…I hoping they’re keeping it secret.
This was better when Ryan Gosling was attached to star. I’m still annoyed he pulled out because they wouldn’t call it “GI Joseph.”
What’s that black guy doing there? Shouldn’t he be on the front lines in some foreign country?
CAPTION: “Can you believe that guy is taking a crap and he doesn’t realize he forgot to close the door?”
Its funny cuz I bet Marlon Waynes told himself it could never get sillier than White Chicks.
Those guys are looking at me like I walked into work late. Again. Fuck you, school buses.
Banner Pic:
The actors had grown tired of Stephen Sommers customary statement “You all look gay” before every take.
They’re having second thoughts about targeting the Jersey shore because Mikey and Tony won’t shut the fuck up on set.
You’d think with Tatum in this that suitcase would say Uranus.
It would be much cooler if they were actually shrubs and not just dressed up as them.
Tatum is wearing that camouflage in case he has to jump into a velcro wall later.
This picture is actually an optical illusion. The guy in the middle is 4’5″
It would be much cooler if they were actually shrubs and not just dressed up as them.
NO, I don’t want no shrubs.
Ooh, look out! There’s a Borg behind you! And he’s got… a vest and a turtleneck!
Surely Hugh jest!
*pats self on hairy Klingon back for a clever and ingenious Star Trek retort*
I hope they do a spin-off movie for the little Mexican Borg guy.
GI Jose: Borg to Be Mild
cgi joe, is a bad gi joke
I think the biggest joke is a woman in a high speed combat unit.
ooooh- what’s MARS??? Probably some field-grade strap-on
Banner Pic:
From Left To Right-Duke, General Hawk, Dial-Tone, Scarlett, and Loc-Dogg
Nah first class male its to be called GI JOSE : Borg in East L.A and Cheech will play his father.
One of these soldiers is not like the others! One of these soldiers is.. Mexican.
Also, according to IMDB, Brendan Fraser has an uncredited role in the movie. Let the circle of suck be complete.