Comments on: G.I. JOE = EPIC FARTBOMB

By: or a brooch

or a brooch — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 03:55:50 +0000

So Scarlett’s a scientist studying “The Aufbay Principle?”

If she majored in Pig Latin it’s pretty easy to figure out how she got the the head of her school.

Boff is slang for to hit or punch.
Boff is slang for to have sexual intercourse with.
Boff is British slang for the buttocks.
Boff is American slang for a successful joke.
Boff is American slang for a hearty laugh.

Two words: Donkey Punch.

By: bdarbs

bdarbs — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:50:19 +0000

I believe science and/or a paternity test can prove that Scarlett runs like Steven Seagal.

By: Oski

Oski — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:21:18 +0000

I can’t prove that Stephen Sommer’s ability to direct movies exists, does that mean this movie doesn’t exist? Please…

By: Thunderdan

Thunderdan — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:08:50 +0000

20 bucks rip dies first

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:04:16 +0000

Why doesn’t Scarlett just tell Rip the truth?

She doesn’t want any “chocolate” in her “peanut butter”.

By: Vodka

Vodka — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:00:51 +0000

Rip is short for Trip to Popeye’s.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:59:29 +0000

General Hawk should know that the only test a black guy is worried about is the Maury paternity test.

By: TengoDooter

TengoDooter — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:57:06 +0000

The black guy may as well give it up. Unless they’ve updated G.I. Joe recently, from what I remeber neither one of them will have anything to work with “down there.” Oh, Scarlett may have nippleless tits but that’s about it.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:55:17 +0000

As many of you know, science is a hobby for The Mighty One as well. In fact, here is a scrumptious little sample of the ignorance abound in the circles of “scientific skepticism”:

http://sciencefail.blogspot.com/2009/07/epic-fail-bong.html

(work safe)

By: JHC

JHC — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:47:50 +0000

So basically what Scarlett is saying is that if I slip her a rufie and wear a rubber, it never happened? Good to know. And knowing is…aw fuck it. You know.