07.31.09 FRI FREE FOR ALL: BEST BORDER CROSS

Not to mention a tour de force cameo by Chod and Pauly in the opening.

Would it be safe to say that movie probably tanked?

The last time Gary Busey was in a tank without permission, he was ejected from SeaWorld.

This is just like Revenge of the Nerds 2: Nerds in Paradise except entertaining.

You watch your mouth with that one, Donk!

Gary Busey isn’t the worst thing you can bring back from Mexico. Well, yeah, maybe he is.

When asked what Genghis Kahn, Mao Tse Tung and Yao Ming have in common, she replied, “Who are three chinks who have never been in my kitchen?”

What I meant to say was that the nerds weren’t technically riding in a tank. It was a DUKW.

*adjusts pocket protector*

Gary Busey is smuggling kilos of cocaine in that tank’s tires.

That’s not a tank, Busey’s on his way to win a pinata contest.

Big laugh at the second clip. If the girl would have slyly glanced at her opponent too then i would have had to track her down and marry her, or kill her. Just kidding. like i’d touch a ginge.

You don’t want to know what she said when asked about people who are blue.

…just has a dirt road and a single crossing guard…

What, have you never crossed into Van from Seattle? Except we don’t drive a tank, we portage.

… and for those of you with pronunciation problems (you know who you are) - it’s por-taaaaj

we portage.

is that port-idge or port-ahge?

Busey was on his was to a reenactment of Custer’s last stand.

From the youtube comments on the Busey clip: “Was that Ted Danson in a tank?” He got 3 thumbs down for that.

Everything is sexier with a French accent, Donk, remember that.

Gary Busey drives always valets his tank.

I live minutes away from the border and I have a hard time crossing my own penis into Mexico, let alone a tank.

Which reminds me, I’m changing my last name to Tankcock.

Everything is sexier with a French accent, Donk, remember that.

I know and thanks to that, I just burned my dick in a cup of McDonald’s coffee.

Unbeknownst to that crossing guard, Gary Busey was using the tank to smuggle Americans into Mexico.

saying “gary busey in a tank” three times is like beetlejuice only it triggers a large-gummed armageddon.

Host: When we refer to someone as being “green,” what do we mean?
Johnny Rotten’s Little Sister: Um, Martian….
Host: No, here’s your chance to steal it Terry and Garkax.
GARKAX BUZZES IN
Garkax: We do not have a word for this as emotions can’t be scientifically proven and therefore they can’t exist. But in your earth language, I believe it is called “envy.”