07.03.09 FRI FREE 4 ALL: DON’T TOUCH AFFLECK’S ‘ROIDS!
Friday Free For All is that time of the week when I post videos that may or may not be timely, newsworthy, or relevant. Because only people who HATE AMERICA work hard on the Friday before 4th of July. Heh, I said ‘hard on’. Send your tips to lance@filmdrunk.com
A lot of people don’t remember that Ben Affleck played Aaron Henry in Lifestories: Families in Crisis in the episode Body to Die for: The Aaron Henry Story. It’s a shame, because as you can see, this is some of his finest work. This is TV, and we want kids to not do steroids. Sure, we could show him prematurely balding or getting a little back acne, but we really have to sell it, and make sure no kids will ever want to do steroids. So he has to punch a woman, put his fist through a wall, smash a mirror (symbolism!), dislocate his shoulder, pour the rest of his steroids (which look suspiciously like Tums) down his throat, smash his chair, tear his room apart, have a flashback, and crumble to the floor in a heap. Of course, they don’t show the part where he becomes really good at football and can finally compete with black guys. For that you have to watch The Program.
For extra credit, check out the Benny Hill version after the jump. Thanks to Tony for the tip.
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FRI FREE 4 ALL: DON’T TOUCH AFFLECK’S ‘ROIDS!
I only got through 25 seconds and realized that he wasn’t pissed off due to the ‘roids. It was because his girlfriend has a samsquamch bush and she won’t even trim it a little.
Either that bitch can take a punch like Chris Leben or Affleck hits like his kid sister Casey.
So, he basically goes through Nic Cage’s morning workout routine?
I think we’ve got ourselves the lead actor in the Asteroids movie.
There goes Bay’s claim that he discovered Affleck. This is clearly a star-making performance.
One word, Affleck: Wickedawesome
Them ‘roids are serious business. I wouldn’t let anyone touch my sphincter either.
If only there were steroids to enhance your preformance in movies like “Gigli”.
Aaron Henry hit (-755) homeruns. Bonds Barry was the only person to ever hit fewer.
“I told yous to pahk the cah in the yahd.”
Aaron Henry now runs a very respectable WMB dealership in Georgia.
Question: Why is he Squashing his Beef at the end?
Does it look like he’s flailing a big beef flipper into the ground for like 30 secs at the end to anyone else? Is that because of the steroids, or did he get his big beef flipper fixed with his little rabbit teeth after he won half an Oscar?
“Thanks to Tony for the tip.” OF HIS PENIS
boosh
Any way we can hook up shirleyling39 with Aaron Henry? *rattles pill bottle*
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