07.01.09 TARANTINO SAVES BEST TRAILER FOR… FRENCH?
I’ve already posted four or five different trailers for Inglourious Basterds, so I was a little surprised to see that this French version is both significantly different and better than anything they’ve put out so far. This one focuses a little more on the plot and a little less on HEY BRAD PITT IS IN THIS MOVIE, and is a lot better at reminding me that I really want to see this. Til Schweiger (as crazed killer Hugo Stiglitz) gets a lot more screen time, as does Christopher Waltz, who gives a Cannes Best Actor Award-winning performance as Hans Landa The Jew Hunter in French, English, and German. He also speaks Italian, but his accent is simply ghaastly. In related news, Tom Cruise has a special assistant whose only job is to open child-proof containers.
[via /Film]
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TARANTINO SAVES BEST TRAILER FOR… FRENCH?
Do you know what they call a movie trailer in France?
A Royal with Jump Cuts?
You’d figure they’d play up the Brad Pitt angle more in France, considering how much land he and Jolie owned there. I’d be more likely to see a movie if they told me my neighbor was going to be in it.
[reads]
“…Hans Landa The Jew Hunter…”
[creams]
God I can’t wait for this. I love QT and ain’t ashamed to say it.
My boner just raised the white flag.
Some French dude saw this and said;
Terrifiant! Je ne parvient toujours pas à se baigner!
In France this will be released as Kill Ball Vol I.
They’re not called teaser trailers in France, they’re called ticklers.
Every good Jew Hunter knows that you have to secure the dollar firmly to the hook and then reel him in slow.
Did…did I just step on Crappy’s dick?
Fuck me.
Jew Hunter? Fred Dryer converted?
I thought Hans Landa ran the furnace on the Death Star.
Nope keyHo, couldn’t have been me, I have pool dick.
My best trailer was that double wide on the south end of town. Some tweekers had a lab right next door, and it was only 1 block from the Wal Mart. Kick ass!
Fuck, I was just about to waste a good joke in my Klingon routine on a QT nothing post. NEXT!
my favorite character is Buster Hymen
I can’t help but think that Til Schweiger is a more badass name than Hugo Stiglitz.
This just in: brague sur vos testicules is French for Man, these fuckin frogs have no balls whatsoever, do they?
French theaters are going to instruct their patrons to form a maginot line to buy tickets, meaning that Germans can walk right around it and get first dibs on the good seats.
A frenchman went swimming, people said he was in Seine.
Aw fuck. Karl Malden’s dead.
To see a movie in France, you surrender your 10 euros for a ticket, butter popcorn…blah blah… retreat to back of theater… something something floor are really Vichy… fuck it.
JHC, the impact of that news was blunted slightly by my thinking he died like 15 years ago.
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