Comments on: GREAT IDEA, DUMBASS http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/freddy-remake-totally-serious FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:07:32 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: The Kurgan http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/freddy-remake-totally-serious#comment-209558 The Kurgan Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:07:29 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16224#comment-209558 The thing i've been enjoying about these horror remakes is the better quality titties than there were in the originals. The thing i’ve been enjoying about these horror remakes is the better quality titties than there were in the originals.

]]> By: Thunderdan http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/freddy-remake-totally-serious#comment-209540 Thunderdan Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:22:27 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16224#comment-209540 so a movie about a guy who looks like buscemi after a fire with a claw hand and an ugly american eagle sweater who haunts your dreams is going to get MORE serious?? bring it on! so a movie about a guy who looks like buscemi after a fire with a claw hand and an ugly american eagle sweater who haunts your dreams is going to get MORE serious?? bring it on!

]]> By: TengoDooter http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/freddy-remake-totally-serious#comment-209539 TengoDooter Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:13:29 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16224#comment-209539 "I agree...when I sing karaoke....I pretend... I’m actually the person....I’m singing...when I sing....I do it...when I sing...I wanna hold....I really do want to hold the f*ck out of your hand." Someone sure likes to talk about himself. *discreetly nods towards Vince* “I agree…when I sing karaoke….I pretend… I’m actually the person….I’m singing…when I sing….I do it…when I sing…I wanna hold….I really do want to hold the f*ck out of your hand.”

Someone sure likes to talk about himself.

*discreetly nods towards Vince*

]]> By: Deux-Deux-Deux http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/freddy-remake-totally-serious#comment-209538 Deux-Deux-Deux Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:11:20 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16224#comment-209538 I would watch this if the Baby Goose was one of the potential victims. "Ha, ha, you frighten me, Scratches." I would watch this if the Baby Goose was one of the potential victims.

“Ha, ha, you frighten me, Scratches.”

]]> By: Deux-Deux-Deux http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/freddy-remake-totally-serious#comment-209537 Deux-Deux-Deux Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:10:03 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16224#comment-209537 Yeah, it's probably for the best to treat the idea of a killer with knives for fingers who attacks people during their dreams with solemnity. Yeah, it’s probably for the best to treat the idea of a killer with knives for fingers who attacks people during their dreams with solemnity.

]]> By: BrocknRoll http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/freddy-remake-totally-serious#comment-209536 BrocknRoll Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:06:48 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16224#comment-209536 “If a character is wisecracking and killing you at the same time, it’s not very funny,” says Samuel Bayer. “I’m taking this very seriously.” Yeah Sam I don't blame you, best not open the Pandora's box that is cracking wise, especially when you're killer is only 5' tall. "...gacckkk ugghhh gaaakkk... hehe ... arghh... in mother Russia... shrimp.... baahhh... skewers you.. baha... ha ........................................................... “If a character is wisecracking and killing you at the same time, it’s not very funny,” says Samuel Bayer. “I’m taking this very seriously.”

Yeah Sam I don’t blame you, best not open the Pandora’s box that is cracking wise, especially when you’re killer is only 5′ tall.

“…gacckkk ugghhh gaaakkk… hehe … arghh… in mother Russia… shrimp…. baahhh… skewers you.. baha… ha …………………………………………………..

]]> By: Al http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/freddy-remake-totally-serious#comment-209535 Al Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:01:31 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16224#comment-209535 <i>...and the clientele is largely the same.</i> Dissing the gore porn fetishists again I see. I'm dying to know what gets Vince off. …and the clientele is largely the same.

Dissing the gore porn fetishists again I see. I’m dying to know what gets Vince off.

]]> By: Shop 101 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/freddy-remake-totally-serious#comment-209534 Shop 101 Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:56:35 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16224#comment-209534 At least half the scattered Elm Streets throughout the midwest that this audience lives on are more frightening than any film. It's cheaper to look out the window. At least half the scattered Elm Streets throughout the midwest that this audience lives on are more frightening than any film. It’s cheaper to look out the window.

]]> By: Jersey Shore http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/freddy-remake-totally-serious#comment-209533 Jersey Shore Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:56:22 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16224#comment-209533 In Samuel Bayer's nightmare, the preschool has a security guard. In Samuel Bayer’s nightmare, the preschool has a security guard.

]]> By: RoboPanda http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/freddy-remake-totally-serious#comment-209532 RoboPanda Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:56:09 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16224#comment-209532 "I don’t think it’s a funny movie." Fuck. You. Sideways. “I don’t think it’s a funny movie.”

Fuck. You. Sideways.

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