FLORENCE OF ARABIA
07.29.09
(Psst, she thinks she’s invisible. Just play along with it.)
Charlize Theron’s production company has bought the rights to the Christopher Buckley novel Florence of Arabia with plans for Theron to star. Buckley is the son of William F. Buckley and writes books that are clever in an annoying way. The last movie based on a Buckley book, Thank You for Smoking, was suprisingly decent. Says Publisher’s Weekly:
Buckley jumps into the sandstorm feet first with this tale of scrappy Florence Farfaletti, Deputy to the Deputy Assistant Secretary [Haha, what a silly position!] for Near East Affairs. When a friend of Florence’s who is married to Prince Bawad of Wasabia [Haha, Wasabi!] is executed, Florence proposes a plan to free the women of the Middle East. Covertly accepted by the U. S. Government, the plan involves creating a TV station in Wasabia’s neighboring country, Matar [Haha, what's the capital, Curry? LOL!], which instigates a revolution with broadcasts that, among other things, encourage women to throw off their burkas.
So basically, it’s a biting satire that makes fairly obvious points and is general enough that no one gets too offended. It’s set to be written by Death at a Funeral writer Dean Craig, which is a shame because I was thinking this would be the perfect time to team Jay Leno and Thomas Friedman.

The movie ends with Florence getting kidnapped for genital mutilation purposes, but they discover she has a penis and all is forgiven.
The two countries decide to merge and become Wasamatar.
The university there is world-renowned.
This guy should be writing character names for Sesame Street instead of books.
Whorence of Arabia tried to free the women of the Middle East, but she got too stoned.
The movie ends with Florence getting kidnapped for genital mutilation purposes, but they discover she has a penis and all is forgiven.
Naturally, she’s in Jordan’s capital when the secret is revealed.
this guy probably calls his penis A Willy Stick
Is Palestinian Mickey Mouse gonna have to slap a bitch?
I would florence her arabia *raises the roof*
I’ll wait for the Cinemax soft-core lesbian version of this: Florence of a Labia.
ZOMG!1!! LOL!!1! Their rival country is Coos Coos.
Did somebody say “free women”?
Women be revolutin’
Kurg, there is no such thing.
I ate a Bawad of Wasabia on a $5 dare.
…encourage women to throw off their burkas.
I know some stuff I’d like to throw women off of…
I’d like to rock her casbah.
Further investigation into the discord in the Middle East found Wasabia to be the root of the problem.
I won’t pay to see this.
I’ll just download it on the Torrents of Arabia.
“Wasabia” is the greeting you get when you meet Lil’ John.
“…biting satire…” is for pansies. I prefer, stab in the abdomen and fuck the hole satire.
I think she’s clearly breaking sharia law here. She should watch out for Warrants of Arabia.
I’ve read and seen Thank You for Smoking. The movie is better. (!)
BTW, I am convinced that the writters of Weeds troll this site for material. I have gone “Hey, that’s (FDer name here) joke from a ways back!” Way too many times for it to be coincidence. Shit, last one S5ep2, they practically twisted themselves in a knot to get my “Nobody puts baby in the coroner” into the script. Just sayin. I demand a procucer credit assholes!
“…biting satire…” is for pansies. I prefer, stab in the abdomen and fuck the hole satire.
Sounds like Crappy would be more interessted in Florence of Arapia
Flowrinse of A Labia is how Mormons say “douche.”