A DANISH NAZI MOVIE? JA, PLEASE.
07.14.09
After the jump I’ve got the trailer for Flame & Citron, a Danish Nazi movie opening July 31st in the US. The title refers to two fighters in the Danish Resistance, nicknamed Flame and Citron. They’re trying to assassinate a Gestapo chief who’s after them when a woman comes between them, much like Tango and Cash. It’s also got moral ambiguity and a who’s-infiltrating-whom plot, a lá The Departed. So basically it’s a Danish Tango and Cash meets The Departed with Nazis. Sounds pretty awesome, perhaps even better than my idea for a Swedish Turner and Hooch with lesbians. (Spoiler alert, the dog gets the girl).
[also available in HD at Apple]
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It’s better than Flamer & Citroen, a documentary about every third French driver on the road.
MMA BRENT WOULD LOVE THIS MOVIE FOR 2.7 SECONDS BEFORE HE FELT THE URGE TO FIGHT SOMEBODY!
Nazi Danishes come in three flavours: Cheese, cherry, and people
The Danish Resistance was started by the Bagel Counsel.
Flakey
Flame & Citron sounds like the Danish version of Oxy-Clean.
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
Put some Flame & Citron on it… take that stain right out.
Dan Rosen’s sister is writing the cease and desist letter as we speak
Flame and Citron have to work through a shady underground where nothing is Absolut.
I can’t believe they’re recycling the poster for Apt Pupil.
Flame & Citron sounds like the Danish version of Oxy-Clean.
“Heil! Wilhelm Mayz hier für Flame und Citron!”
Any chance of the Bear Jew making a cameo?
Danish Nazis force themselves into the ovens!
Flame & Citron sounds like something forty-year olds drink to prove they’re edgy.
Oops, forgot to put quotes on Donk’s starter line. :-#( (sad Hitler)
WHERE WAS I FOR THE FUCKING UPRISING?!?! WATCHING FUCKING TURNER AND FUCKING HOOCH WITH LESBIANS!!!
Alas, poor Yorick and his six million cousins. I knew some of them, Horatio.
This movie should implement Boston accents and someone getting molested at a young age just for the hell of it.
I didn’t even know Finland had a resistance.
I hate the Danish Nazi.
“No cruller for you!”
Fucking asshole…
So basically it’s a Danish Tango and Cash meets The Departed with Nazis.
If I’m going to combine a Wahlberg movie with a Stallone movie, I’m using ‘Boogie Nights’ and ‘Over the Top’. It’ll be about my early teenage years watching scrambled porn. There won’t exactly be arm wrestling, per se, but it’ll be close enough.
I was just looking up “Danish Freedom Fighters” (so my jokes would be smarter than yours), when I came across this snippet: “Denmark was attacked by the Nazis without warning on April 9, 1940.”
Really? No warning at all?
1936 – Germany enters Rhineland
1937 – Germany bombs Spain
1938 – Germany annexes Austria
1938 – German Army occupies the Sudetenland
1939 – Germany invades Czechoslovakia
1939 – Germany invades Poland
Denmark is so stupid.
Soldier Of Orange … marmalade filling
New up.
I didn’t want to comment on the n’up anyway….
Somebody knows his commenters and doesn’t want any fatwas against his blog…
I was only going to add “never go full terrorist!”
What the hell are you guys talking about? Is this showing up at the top of the page for you? Bruno post should be at the top…
Commenting on the Bruno post disappeared after the third comment.
Well fuck me, it’s back. Quit trying to make me look like a dick, Vince. I do that plenty well on my own.
no record scratch? pff
no britney? pff