Comments on: FIRST PIC OF JACKIE EARLE HALEY AS FREDDY! http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/first-pic-of-jackie-earle-haley-as-freddy FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:42:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: First Class Male http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/first-pic-of-jackie-earle-haley-as-freddy#comment-208727 First Class Male Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:28:41 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16000#comment-208727 I hope this sparks a revival of fedora caps and wide striped sweaters. That way my Uncle Paul will stop looking like a pervert and start looking like a hipster. I hope this sparks a revival of fedora caps and wide striped sweaters. That way my Uncle Paul will stop looking like a pervert and start looking like a hipster.

]]> By: BiggieLaing http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/first-pic-of-jackie-earle-haley-as-freddy#comment-208696 BiggieLaing Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:01:40 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16000#comment-208696 What does Robert Englund do for work now, huh Michael? WHAT DOES HE DO FOR WORK NOW!!!!!!! What does Robert Englund do for work now, huh Michael? WHAT DOES HE DO FOR WORK NOW!!!!!!!

]]> By: Lester Hayes Mayes http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/first-pic-of-jackie-earle-haley-as-freddy#comment-208667 Lester Hayes Mayes Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:27:09 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16000#comment-208667 Michael Bay has some wonderfully racist ideasfor recasting John BigBooty. Michael Bay has some wonderfully racist ideasfor recasting John BigBooty.

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/first-pic-of-jackie-earle-haley-as-freddy#comment-208654 Crapbasket Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:57:18 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16000#comment-208654 [Crappy's childhood scampers on hands and knees into a dank, dark corner of his memory. Bay approaches slowly, ominously] Bay: Come now lad, just one more pump. Cough up another gem or I'll have to punish you. Want another episode of bloody cum farts. Give old uncle Baybay an easy go of it and I'll turn on the heat tonight. Promise. Or I'll use the whole forearm again... Crappy: Nooooo! OKOK! Buckaroo Bonzai!! Do you remember Buckaroooooo??!! Bay: ...yes...YES!!! Good lad. Your asshole will not forget it's purpose tonight. Crappy: ...i'm...so...sorry...buckaroo... [Crappy's childhood scampers on hands and knees into a dank, dark corner of his memory. Bay approaches slowly, ominously]
Bay: Come now lad, just one more pump. Cough up another gem or I’ll have to punish you. Want another episode of bloody cum farts. Give old uncle Baybay an easy go of it and I’ll turn on the heat tonight. Promise. Or I’ll use the whole forearm again…
Crappy: Nooooo! OKOK! Buckaroo Bonzai!! Do you remember Buckaroooooo??!!
Bay: …yes…YES!!! Good lad. Your asshole will not forget it’s purpose tonight.
Crappy: …i’m…so…sorry…buckaroo…

]]> By: BadKarma http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/first-pic-of-jackie-earle-haley-as-freddy#comment-208653 BadKarma Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:56:39 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16000#comment-208653 It's Rorschach! Speaking of Watchmen, I watched it for the first time recently, and I have to say that Silk Spectre II is a woman of such easy virtue. I mean, she got her freak on at least 3 times in the film. That is all It’s Rorschach!

Speaking of Watchmen, I watched it for the first time recently, and I have to say that Silk Spectre II is a woman of such easy virtue. I mean, she got her freak on at least 3 times in the film.

That is all

]]> By: RoboPanda http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/first-pic-of-jackie-earle-haley-as-freddy#comment-208652 RoboPanda Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:50:20 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16000#comment-208652 He's short? Him and I have so much in common, as I also appeared as a kid toucher on TV. Screw you, channel 5 news! He’s short? Him and I have so much in common, as I also appeared as a kid toucher on TV. Screw you, channel 5 news!

]]> By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/first-pic-of-jackie-earle-haley-as-freddy#comment-208651 Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:49:27 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16000#comment-208651 This Freddy Krueger has a Harley-Davidson. Does that turn you on? Harley-Davidson? This Freddy Krueger has a Harley-Davidson. Does that turn you on? Harley-Davidson?

]]> By: FistfulOAwesome http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/first-pic-of-jackie-earle-haley-as-freddy#comment-208650 FistfulOAwesome Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:49:16 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16000#comment-208650 The Nightmare on Elm Street series is about a deranged psychopath who tortures and murders kids and teenagers while making crass jokes. Filmdrunk is... The Nightmare on Elm Street series is about a deranged psychopath who tortures and murders kids and teenagers while making crass jokes.

Filmdrunk is…

]]> By: Burnsy http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/first-pic-of-jackie-earle-haley-as-freddy#comment-208649 Burnsy Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:48:47 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16000#comment-208649 You don't want to know what Bay's Platinum Dudes remakes. You don’t want to know what Bay’s Platinum Dudes remakes.

]]> By: Charlie Br0nze http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/first-pic-of-jackie-earle-haley-as-freddy#comment-208648 Charlie Br0nze Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:48:29 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16000#comment-208648 "You're going down, Burnhead." “You’re going down, Burnhead.”

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