Comments on: FINALLY, A MOVIE BASED ON A TOY! http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/finally-a-movie-based-on-a-toy FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:52:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Ian Face http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/finally-a-movie-based-on-a-toy#comment-206901 Ian Face Tue, 14 Jul 2009 01:06:40 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15604#comment-206901 Mexicans into X-TREME sports? Lemme guess. They do a no hands double flip over the border, then land into a fry cook position at an Applebees' in Southern Texas. Mexicans into X-TREME sports? Lemme guess. They do a no hands double flip over the border, then land into a fry cook position at an Applebees’ in Southern Texas.

]]> By: TKE4LIFE http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/finally-a-movie-based-on-a-toy#comment-206827 TKE4LIFE Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:38:43 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15604#comment-206827 yo dis shit is wack, my boy tucker MAX wuld pwn his ass. dat's real xxxtreme u know wat im sayin yo dis shit is wack, my boy tucker MAX wuld pwn his ass. dat’s real xxxtreme u know wat im sayin

]]> By: First Class Male http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/finally-a-movie-based-on-a-toy#comment-206819 First Class Male Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:16:33 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15604#comment-206819 It's probably just going to be 90 minutes of the lead sleeping with a hat tilted over his face. EXXXXXTREEEEME SIIIIIESTA! It’s probably just going to be 90 minutes of the lead sleeping with a hat tilted over his face. EXXXXXTREEEEME SIIIIIESTA!

]]> By: DocHolliday http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/finally-a-movie-based-on-a-toy#comment-206809 DocHolliday Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:08:55 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15604#comment-206809 I don't always drink feces, but when I do, I prefer Joe Roth. Stay thirsty, my friends. I don’t always drink feces, but when I do, I prefer Joe Roth. Stay thirsty, my friends.

]]> By: nominus http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/finally-a-movie-based-on-a-toy#comment-206801 nominus Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:55:06 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15604#comment-206801 Max Steel drives a McMaster-Carr. Max Steel drives a McMaster-Carr.

]]> By: SmokeEmIfYouGotEm http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/finally-a-movie-based-on-a-toy#comment-206800 SmokeEmIfYouGotEm Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:53:45 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15604#comment-206800 Wax Steel is another name for jerking off. Wax Steel is another name for jerking off.

]]> By: nominus http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/finally-a-movie-based-on-a-toy#comment-206799 nominus Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:53:08 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15604#comment-206799 They needed a mexican extreme sports junkie because in latin american, there is no OSHA. They needed a mexican extreme sports junkie because in latin american, there is no OSHA.

]]> By: Oski http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/finally-a-movie-based-on-a-toy#comment-206798 Oski Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:52:17 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15604#comment-206798 ESPN Reporter: Max, you've saved the world and won the most gold medals in X-Games history! What are your thoughts right now? Max: Well first all I want to thank my sponsors, Monster Energy Drink, stuff is amazing (takes long swig). Boost Mobile "where you at" am I right? Umm, Hurley for the rad shirts, Vans, and PS3! Oh, can't forget Glock for making the Max Steel signature gun, it's great for stopping terrorist and my signature is laser engraved on each one (does devil horns gesture). WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Max Steel shakes his can of Monster Energy and sprays everybody around him. ESPN Reporter: Max, you’ve saved the world and won the most gold medals in X-Games history! What are your thoughts right now?
Max: Well first all I want to thank my sponsors, Monster Energy Drink, stuff is amazing (takes long swig). Boost Mobile “where you at” am I right? Umm, Hurley for the rad shirts, Vans, and PS3! Oh, can’t forget Glock for making the Max Steel signature gun, it’s great for stopping terrorist and my signature is laser engraved on each one (does devil horns gesture). WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Max Steel shakes his can of Monster Energy and sprays everybody around him.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/finally-a-movie-based-on-a-toy#comment-206797 Donkey Hodey Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:50:12 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15604#comment-206797 What they don't tell you about the incident in which he is infected by nanobots is that he was raped by a Roomba. What they don’t tell you about the incident in which he is infected by nanobots is that he was raped by a Roomba.

]]> By: Eibmoz http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/finally-a-movie-based-on-a-toy#comment-206795 Eibmoz Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:46:27 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15604#comment-206795 Chino, stealing feminine hygiene products could last for 5-7 days. Be cAreful Chino, stealing feminine hygiene products could last for 5-7 days. Be cAreful

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