On the left, the poster for Mark Harmon’s 1987 classic, Summer School. On the right, Fei Fei, a dog spotted in Chonqqing who refuses to take off his sunglasses. Same dog? Separated at birth?
COOL canine Fei Fei left other dogs in the shade after his owner bought him a pair of sunglasses as a joke. But now the fashion mad mutt refuses to leave owner Bo Lee’s home in Chongqing, central China, without being given his wraparound shades!
“I think he likes all the attention he gets on the street,” said Lee. “I bought them to protect his eyes but now if I try to leave the apartment without them he howls the place down,” he told the Austrian Times. [DailyStar]
I got pretty excited when I saw this story because the dog from Summer School has long been a personal hero of mine, and I hadn’t heard anything from him for a while. But as I looked closer, I realized something: that’s not beer in those bottles, it’s water! IMPOSTOR! I don’t know what kind of weak-ass parties dogs throw in China, but count me out. Pff, this square looks like he can’t even skateboard.
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He rikey bru-brockers.
If you’re going to use a headline like that, the story should be about a dalmation.
And here’s me thinking the post was about Courtney Thorne-Smith.
And now…introducing… number one in your hearts but number sixteen in your menus, Fei Fei!
So that’s not Richard Belzer?
That dog licks his own balls to cure a hangover.
vince, the water in china gets you drunker than beer, some say it even makes you retarded; look out fox!
I think he’s just in disguise to avoid being eaten.
“Hey, mistal! You see dericious rooking dog lun through heele?”
“Ree went rataway!”
also, i named my dog oakley after the mediocre basketball player NOT the sunglass company
Interesting…I used to find Mark Harmon to be a hot piece of tail…COINCIDENCE?!? I think not!
That’s actually Gary Busey’s seeing browneye dog.
He even wears them at night like a douche.
Ha, ha, I love you Fei Fei!
Again, the Summer School dog gets lei’d.
Fei Fei is wearing glasses so he won’t get caught looking at tits. Like every other dog does.
MARK HARMON’S DOG SPOTTED IN CHINA
I think “Dog spotted in China” is a headline in itself.
He’s taking all that water home because his bitch just had puppies and he doesn’t want to have to drag the girls all the way to the river.
He offers water to everyone who takes his “Led Locket Lide”.
This dog’s too cool to become Chinese stool!
Don’t mess around with the hound in shades, oh nooooo!
Fei Fei’s defense:
C’Mon, you wouldn’t eat a dog in glasses. Would ya?
Glasses on a dog says “This canine is ready to six-nine”.
I think the shades make him look like a doggie-bag.
“It’s hard to be in heat when you’re THIS cool”
Haha, I rove you Fei Fei.
Fei Fei got those sunglasses after writing a complaint to the company that makes them because his others kept breaking.
False alarm … it’s just Tina Fei Fei.
Mark Harmon’s dog is bringing that water to Kirstie Alley’s dog who is trying to lose a few pounds.
I know I should be making a joke here, but vince, lance, mr blogger, or whatever you want to be called “Pff, this square looks like he can’t even skateboard. ” this rocks.
he´s not as cool as this [www.youtube.com]