Comments on: EVERYONE WISHES BETH COOPER WOULD DIE

By: ShakeYourTailFeather

ShakeYourTailFeather — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:57:07 +0000

Go fuck a goat, Beth Cooper!

I know I’m late and no one will read this but it had to be said. Thanks Internet!

By: spazmodic

spazmodic — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 21:26:50 +0000

You be “graduate” at Hoki Wong Expless!

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By: FistfulOAwesome

FistfulOAwesome — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:42:46 +0000

This is so sexist! When I got payed to yell out “I love Minors” at graduation I got rushed by the police. Totally ruined the mood at the playpen too.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:41:38 +0000

I’m Gonna Stalk You and Make a Macarroni Portrait of You Using My Seed as Glue, Beth Cooper

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:39:55 +0000

So was The Intelligence Group named ironically or what?

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:39:21 +0000

[Double fist tit punches Hayden]

You pissed on my iPod shuffle you stupid cunt!

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:37:10 +0000

[Fox studio exec is sweating for a new film idea. Has green tea enema and shits into zip lock baggie which he then freezes. Looking at frozen shit he reads Kangaroo Jack 2 in tea leaves. Running out of office to tell president hits himself in the balls with doorknob.]

BALLS!

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:35:25 +0000

I’d rather fuck the corpse of D.B. Cooper than see this movie.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:32:49 +0000

If Beth Cooper was knocked up and used hipster slang from 8 years ago this movie would have won a stripper an Oscar and made $200mil. Juno what I mean?

By: Oski

Oski — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:28:59 +0000

I’m glad I made you get that abortion Beth Cooper!