07.06.09 DAILY CIRCLE JERK: ELVIS THE ROBOCAT EDITION

Elvis the RoboCat lost the use of his rear legs, but regained some of his mobility, thanks to an owner who designs Battlebots. Just typing that sentence gave me a massive hard on. Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip.

And now, your Daily Circle Jerk links:

• A video compilation of the most awesome firework fails.  Key phrase, “Dang, y’all, was that supposta happen?”  |HolyTaco|
• The 8 Weirdest Johnny Depp roles. |ScreenJunkies|
• The best nude scenes in… uh, videogames (SFW).  |G4|
• The Most Disturbing Animals on Earth part 6. |Atom|
• One of the Jonas Brothers got engaged, so of course they had a big party for him.  At a pizza place.  The bride to be made him promise no root beer floats. |DailyFill|
• Some of the best pictures from Dirty Facebook.  Man, that guido picture scares me more than holocaust footage. |Uncoached|
• Cats and videogames: A photo, ése.  I mean, a photo essay.  |Unreality|
• Turn your Xbox live controller into a sex toy.  Because you can barely get your girl to play videogames, might as well try to talk her into sticking the remote up her vagina. |DonChavez|
• If your tattoos could talk.  |CollegeHumor|