Comments on: I THINK THE ALIENS ARE ARABS

By: MountCleverest

MountCleverest — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:11:18 +0000

Skynet was an alien race. That explains the Terminator series completely. It all makes sense now.

By: FistfulOAwesome

FistfulOAwesome — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:51:47 +0000

When Aliens revolt, they steal all the Proctologist equipment.

By: Mr. Falcon

Mr. Falcon — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:26:55 +0000

Always bet on black.

Unless you’re in South Africa.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:26:27 +0000

You guys will have to bear with Him today. He drank PBR last night to be cool like Walt Kowalski, and now is paying for it.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:25:03 +0000

The Mighty Feklahr cannot see the video, but is sure it is about a small group of Klingons in South Africa revolting because they cannot get flats of cardboard to hold their “BREAKdance-off To Save The WRECK Center”!

By: SmokeEmIfYouGotEm

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:15:13 +0000

Michael Bay: Aliens!? Robots!?! Explosions!?!?! Racial Stereotypes!?!?!?! Jimmy!!!!!

Jimmy(Michael’s Lawyer): I’m suing. I’m suing.

By: SmokeEmIfYouGotEm

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:08:34 +0000

These aliens are so much of a financial inconvenience to the South African people, Nelson Mandela was even overheard saying.

“Oh no. Not dees uglee muddafukahs”

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:07:12 +0000

I ain’t gonna play Sun City because I’m terrified of rock-squid-faced spacemen and their murderous robot underlings.

By: Mark It Zero

Mark It Zero — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:57:07 +0000

I first saw the trailer for this late last night. I was all excited until I noticed a hole in my footy pajamas, and spent the next half hour patching them.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:54:26 +0000

You can tell the director’s a South African white guy because all the aliens speak in clicks.