DISMISSIVE WANK OF THE DEAD
07.21.09George Romero has been making zombie movies since the 60s, but through the magic of bloviating critics, they’re always a timely metaphor for something. Even when they’re the same metaphor at different times! Amazing! Anyway, his latest now has a title, release date, and synopsis.
Survival of the Dead is, according to the press release I just got, about a war-weary band of soldiers who are lured to a remote island that promises to be the last paradise on earth, only to discover that even here there is no escape from the appetites of either the living or the dead. If you want to be the first to see it, you best be at the Toronto Film Festival’s Midnight Madness program, as that’s where the film will be premiering. [CHUD]
Ooh, “Survival of the Dead”, get it? It’s a brilliantly contradictory play on words, like Birth of Abortion, or The Skinny on Fatass, or Helen Keller See’s Candies. Romero, you genius, you’ve done it again! What meaning shall we ascribe your zombies this time??? You brilliantly allow us to make it up ourselves!



Wait, so there’s more than just dead things chasing and eating people?
The Mighty Feklahr understands that the island’s inhabitants like turtles. They’re great zombies.
Next on Filmdrunk: Vietnamese ninja zombie teen enthusiast paints the town red with Agent Orange!!!
I’m nearly ready to create my zombie spoof-porn, Fuck the Dead.
Pictured; Fruitista disaster turns sexy.
Hey, is the guy on the right side of the picture the bassist from Huey Lewis & The News?
Cesar Romera thinks this dude stuff is, “Too campy.”
Zombie chick on the right has a black eye. Even undead, she still doesn’t listen.
An Island crawling with the corpses of young women? Sounds like Paradise to me.
P.S. With a ready excuse to cut their heads off! That place couldn’t be more awesome!
Hoo Boy, I totally fucked that joke up. For everybody. Feel free to step on that shit. I gotta go return some videotapes.
Ah, so he’s pulling the old “human beings in Scyfy…err Sci-fi/horror movies are worse than the monsters because human beings are the worst things to walk to the earth and they are responsible for wars, destruction, rape, murder, the city of Reno, New Jersey, “reality” tv, Zima, Veggie Tales, Dominoes Pasta Bread Bowls, Fox News, John minus Kate and Eight, Paris Hilton, the Wave at sporting events, Gonzo Porn with no story, Myspace’s of “urban” people with like 3 different music and video players going at the same time while all kinds of gifs of diamonds and money and personality quizes clash with a background pic that is set to “tile” and makes it impossible to read their bolded and capitalized text,…..
[CAPTION]Many Hours Later….
shirts with the size on the front…*cough*, the Pontiac Aztek *cough cough*, bottled water, and…..*wheez*….and Carr….Carr…..Carrot Top” cliche.
That all you got Osk- HEY! You watch your damn mouth when you talk about Gonzo Porn!
I just wish my home movies didn’t metaphorically allude to zombiefication. Fewer shallow graves, more room for swimming pool.
Give Obama a few years and all the survivors in zombie movies will be rich people.
New up.
Title while they were shooting: Blank of the Dead. Couldn’t even think of something beforehand. Seriously.
that picture is exactly why you never fuck someone on their period
zombies are getting pretty close to vampire territory here.
http://putthatshitonthelist.blogspot.com/2009/05/vampires.html
Glad to see the GIF I sent you being put to good use :)