07.15.09 NON-PIXAR ANIMATION LOOKS… PROMISING?
(Update: I put the trailer after the jump to make the page load faster)
Pixar consistently blows my mind with their stories and melts my face off with their animation, while the rest of the animation world does 15 variations on chihuahuas eating tacos and kangaroos that box. But this trailer for Despicable Me (from Universal and Illumination Entertainment) looks promising. If only because it kept making me go “Wha?” and I still don’t know what it’s about. Here’s the official rundown:
In a happy suburban neighborhood surrounded by white picket fences with flowering rose bushes, sits a black house with a dead lawn. Unbeknownst to the neighbors, hidden beneath this home is a vast secret hideout. Surrounded by a small army of minions, we discover Gru planning the biggest heist in the history of the world. He is going to steal the moon, yes, the moon. Gru delights in all things wicked. Armed with his arsenal of shrink rays, freeze rays, and battle-ready vehicles for land and air, he vanquishes all who stand in his way. Until the day he encounters the immense will of three little orphaned girls who look at him and see something that no one else has ever seen: a potential Dad. [Yahoo]
Aw, how cute, it’s a metaphor for dating a stripper. I stuff my dollars inside the hole in their heart.
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There are 18 comments about:
NON-PIXAR ANIMATION LOOKS… PROMISING?
The best metaphor for dating a stripper is a raging case of crabs and getting the black herp so bad your dick rots off. No, wait, that’s not a metaphor at all.
Despicable Me is the thought that goes through my mind right after I’m done masturbating.
A step-dad with a baseball bat looks promising too until he starts swinging it at your sister.
That’s the closest spic and able will ever be.
Spicables are the Mexican Lunchables, they have lengua slices, mini Bimbo yantas, mango chunks, and a little pack of Lucas Salt in them.
“Stealing the moon” is what I call it when I ‘accidentally’ take a poke at a chick’s ballon knot.
So, a guy who delights in all things wicked is kidnapped by three underage girls who want to call him daddy?
Show this film with that premise to the Japanese and see if they don’t call us the weird ones…
When I pull-out, I “Despicable” someone’s daughter.
Wow, Danny Devito is still the best batman villain ever!
Stealing the moon would really turn the tide on all humanity.
This movie makes me want to puke. I think I have a case of Despicable E Mia.
I don’t get how a guy can have as literary a screen name as “Bananafish” and yet not spell it right.
When I pull-out, I “Despicable” someone’s daughter.
If you pay an extra $50, they typically let you “re-spicable” them as long as it’s in the same hour.
I don’t get how a guy can have as literary a screen name as “Bananafish” and yet not spell it right.
Maybe he has something against anna fish?
Geez Vinky, can’t believe you expect to see more class around here.
Look up
because bananafish77 was taken
I was glad to find out: No, no it wasn’t taken. Now it is. Suckah!
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