07.02.09 BOYS WILL BE BOYS WITH ZOMBIE F TOYS
(careful, trailer is NSFW for brief nudity)
Deadgirl is a heartwarming coming-of-age film about the trials and tribulations* of high school, friendship, the girl of your dreams, and the zombie f-cktoy you keep in an abandoned mental hospital. (It’s basically like Weird Science if Kelly LeBrock had been a corpse). The trailer has some brief nudity, but it’s on a dead girl, so I don’t know if that counts as NSFW. I guess it probably does. But what would a movie about zombie f*cktoys be without nudity? A zombie f*cktoy movie without nudity is like pancakes without maple syrup, or a childhood without birthday parties. Anyway, before I get caught up smelling my own farts, Deadgirl opens in limited release July 24 and was made by some people you’ve never heard of but you can read all about here.
*sidenote: isn’t a “trial” and a “tribulation” the same damn thing? who comes up with this crap? is it just because they both start with “T”? people are stupid.
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BOYS WILL BE BOYS WITH ZOMBIE F TOYS
Somehow, the * makes “f*cktoy” seem dirtier. Maybe because it looks like a bunghole. You are not protecting the children.
This is the movie about how your Mom is in bed.
I hate when my wet dreams go mainstream.
If I go watch this movie, I’m wearing my “GIVE ME HEAD ‘TIL I’M DEAD” shirt.
Zombies Are To Be Exploded Inside Of.
Deadgirl fucking is Shroudy With a Chance of Blueballs.
Considering I think with my dick, is nutting in a zombie fuck toy’s mouth, eating brains?
Hmmm, the potential was there in my last joke, but… can somebody fix that?
“All around horny”
-Filmdrunk
Zombie fucktoys do not give brain.
How the fuck did Rob Zombie not direct this?
Zombie fucktoys can totally take a shot to the head.
I like my dead girls a little less lively
Zombie fucktoys are fun but all that moaning can be distracting.
If I don’t wear my “GIVE ME HEAD ‘TIL I’M DEAD” shirt, it’s gonna be my “CREAM-PIE ‘TIL I DIE” shirt.
Dead girls don’t say no
Crapbasket will fuck anything that doesn’t move.
Another necromantic zomedy.
“Zombies are to be exploded.”
-Michael Zom Bay
This is a really, really weak allegory for having sex with a prostitute.
Get ‘er off Undead
I wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
There’s a limited release joke here somewhere, dammit.
fek’s mother squats over a sink to shit
This reminds me of the time I donkey-punched Terry Schiavo.
(just kidding, we actually made very sweet and tender love. It was beautiful. I cried a little. She mostly sat there and drooled).
I only got a limited release in my pants because my boss walked by and I had to stop the video. *sad trombone*
So, as a Zombie, she isn’t technically against the rape. She won’t cry later or clean herself off in the shower? (Signs) Do not want.
Hey girl, I’m necrofeeling you.
@wellDem Hey fucker…. wait a tick… naw, is true, true.
lay some pipe/
in that bum/
in her bum/
shoot your gun/
Zahahmbay! Zahahmbay!
Zombies! zombies! zombies!
{sigh}
Brunup
I’m so glad they found another movie to use the score from Donnie Darko. I hope it still has that Tears For Fears song on it.
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