Daily Circle Jerk Links:
- Live blog of the Twilight panel at Comic Con. My favorite is the guy dressed as dracula who asks ‘How can I be a better dracula?” |G4|
- Harry Potter and the Douchebag magicians. |CollegeHumor|
- 8 cartoon characters that probably have syphilis. |HolyTaco|
- 10 cult films you should know. My favorite cult film was where David Koresh banged those fatties. |ScreenJunkies|
- Don Herzfeldt cartoon: Billy’s Balloon. |Atom|
- OMG the cast of Twilight at Comic Con! |DailyFill|
- Fonzi’s daughter jumped the shark. |Heeb|
- Be careful, that Big Mac has a dead chick in it. |BlogofHilarity|
- In focusing all their energies on Erin Andrews, the sports media has ignored a landmark court case, or something like that, I was busy masturbating to Erin Andrews. |Sportspoop|
- Mickey Rourke is in London being awesome. |Celebridiot|
- Cop arrests another undercover cop in a sting operation. Well done. |HailMaryJane|
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Awww, man. I wish this site were wrapped in Katherine Heigl advertisements.
Well, now I have to have a Taco Bell cheesy bacon potato burrito.
I bet that everyone else at Comic Con is resentful of the squealing teenage Twilight fans.
Damn kids, get off my lawn!
I think the NFL should file a motion to become a federal rehabilitation program instead. That way, the players still have no rights, but tax dollars pay most of the overhead.
This photo has made the rounds where I live, culminating in a conversation that ended with, “Aw, man. I always crap at weddings.”