(Dog Clint Eastwood is about to say something very un-PC to a group of black labs.)

Your Daily Circle Jerk Links:

  • Fun with hair, a gallery. |HolyTaco|
  • Exclusive trailer for Watchmen: The End is Nigh for PS3.  Dang it, which button shoots a pregnant chick? |G4|
  • The top 40 badass movies of the lat 10 years. According to a guy named “Zach.” |Gunaxin|
  • The 9 stand-up comedians who should be stars.  We’ll have to agree to disagree on Brian Posehn. |ScreenJunkies|
  • Revenge is a dish best served after a few small errands.  |CollegeHumor|
  • Inventions for the insane.  You know, like the Nancy Grace show.  |Atom|
  • Roseanne Barr dressed as Hitler in front of an oven… A cookie oven! |Heeb|
  • Meet Gemma Atkinson, the girl whose body I’ve used in many a photoshopped picture. |BannedinHollywood|
  • Here’s me on this podcast, in case you ever wondered what my gay voice sounded like. |MastersofNone|
  • Hugh Hefner thinks Kobe is better than Lebron.  Though in general, if you want to talk sports, ask someone who gets laid less than this guy. |HoopDoctors|
  • Germany sells soft drinks by comparing them to semen. |BlogofHilarity|
  • Brett Farve will make a decision July 30th. Be still my fart. |GridironExperts|