Yep, it’s a sex doll for dogs. Or people who like to F dogs (no fur? wtf!). And sadly, there’s competition in this sector of the economy. I can’t wait till someone gets drunk enough to chug what’s inside. (Hint: it’s dog jizz)
Daily Circle Jerk Links:
A gallery dedicated to pictures of girls with, uh… stuff, on their, uh… things (example at right). |HolyTaco|- Pitch a Star Wars fan film for Olivia Munn to star in. My idea involves a sex doll for dogs. |Atom|
- Asylum is making August 4th “A Day Without Megan Fox.” |Asylum|
- Hollywood loves dark, origin stories, which is why G4 made Inspector Gadget: Book of Shadows. |G4|
- 10 Tasteless Reality Shows. Dude, how do you forget Man vs. Beast? |ScreenJunkies|
- Allen Weisbecker’s got some footage from his new documentary. Little slow at first, but some cool surf footage. |BanditoBooks|
- Kim Kardashian wears fat lady pants. |DailyFill|
- Shaq makes fun of Stephon Marbury. Because Shaq is a party animal. |HoopDoctors|
- Bryce Howard and Terrell Owens: Franchise killers. |Fansided|
- Celebrity faces on wild animals, one of my favorite things. |UnrealityMag|
- Some chick wants to marry a roller coaster. Seriously. Gee, I wonder what song they’d play at the wedding. |BlogofHilarity|
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Dolls like this give dogs unrealistic expectations and body issues, but who wants to fuck a fat bitch anyway?
In the girls/stuff pics, is the “thing” in the way of the 5th pic the goblin in the foreground?
This isn’t the first time I’ve been the only person at a circle jerk.
Finished! trememb has to eat the bread.
Do you mean dog biscuit?
I’m gonna Down, R, Up, L, Y, B that pussy, girl.
I’m gonna Super Scope 6 that pussy, girl.
I wouldn’t fuck that dog, but I’d wear it as a condom.
I’m kidding.
I’d fuck that dog.
Face to face.
Dude, how do you forget Man vs. Beast?
I didn’t, bro. I ordered that sex dog already.
I’d love to turn that sex doll dog into a bong.
That doubles as a fifi.
I want a reality show starring me called Man vs. Teats. Knowwhatumsayin? A show about me trying to lose weight and get rid of my man boobs.
They couldn’t give that dog a tail?
What do I tell my friends I’m getting, some plastic sphere?
I noticed the dog’s hole is ribbed for your pleasure. Or maybe it’s threaded so that you can spin your pooch like a propeller.
Does it come in “Old Yeller”?
‘Cause I’d sure like to.
I want my fuck doll dog in the “paws over eyes” position when I got my Kibbles ‘n’ Bits inside of it.
Here’s the host of Cheaters getting stabbed on the show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyACPmeFBRQ
Let’s not rush to judgement. The Doggie Lover Doll could provide several minutes of hilarity if it lacked non-skid feet.
@TailFeather, yeah and put it on some linoleum flooring, and watch the day fly by!
Guess what ladies? Want horrible disgusting shut in males to ogle over you? Shove some NES controllers over that pussy and get naked.
Here’s a picture of me someone photoshopped onto the face of a hippo about 4 years ago.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b18/frogbert777/PF24742120080602124236390805.jpg?t=1248959050
What, they couldn’t spare 10 extra cents to add some googly eyes to that dog fuckdoll?
Hard to believe you’d post the sex toy story before I’m up.
Disappointed, dude.
I posted it because I was up. *points to crotch*