VINCE VAUGHN RETEAMS WITH MEDIOCRITY
07.01.09This one’s called Couples Retreat, directed by Peter Billingsley (the little kid from A Christmas Story, believe it or not), written by Jon Favreau, starring Vince Vaughn, Favreau, Jason Bateman, Kristin Davis, Kristen Bell, Malin Akerman, and that one fat black guy. Here’s how the project came about.
“Hey, we should make a movie in Tahiti. That way we can go dick around in Tahiti for a few months.
“Good idea. What’s it about?
“I dunno… Relationships?”
“Eh. Works for me.”
[also available in HD at Apple]
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Excuse me sir, but “that fat black guy” was in Who’s Your Caddy and will be voicing a character in Zookeeper… clearly you should be referring to him as “THE fat black guy” because it appears he has the market cornered… Boston Market…
Vince Vaughn is now the fat man’s Vince Vaughn.
You add a black guy and you go from Swingers to Swangers
White people make sub par, retard comedies like this. . .
The last thing I banged in a KIA Sportage was my knee.
Its like driving around in a closet in that thing.
Alternate Title: Couples Retread.
It figures, with a name like Vince…
Peter Billingsly directed this.
Yes the kid from Christmas Story.
Man, when his dad told him, “You’ll shoot your eye out” he should have also warned him “You’ll also shoot a tacky middle-aged groaner comedy”.
At least the fat black guy knows honest beer at a tasty price.
Getting to Tahiti was a problem for Kristin Davis. They kept insisting she couldn’t bring her pet on the plane.
A Foreign, Too Secure With his Sexuality Yoga Instructor? CHECK
A Closed Minded Stringent Marriage Counselor? CHECK
A Creepy Uncompromising Hotel Host? CHECK
A Dangerous, Not So Dangerous Encounter With Nature? CHECK
A Fat, Comic Relief Black Guy? CHECK
Jeeze. This movie should just be called Cliche.
Pic 3-does that blonde girl have asthma?
I’m glad to see Ricardo Montalban is back healthy again and rocking the suit out.
*As a side note, I can’t watch with volume, so if that joke is actually in the trailer of this half-assed movie, I need to rethink some things.
malin has a bit of a beer belly in pic three… damn…
I hope Peter shoots this movie with a Red Ryder BB gun.
I thought that one fat black guy was Antony Anderson. New up already anyway.
My Mom always said I’d shoot my eye out when I told her I wanted to do porn.
Vince only gained weight because Peter’s mom kept telling him to show her how the piggies eat.
Whoever cast this movie is into chicks with strange hip-to-chest ratios.
I remember when my trainer blasted my gluets. It was sticky and I needed to double up on my therapy sessions for a month.
The black guy’s Faison Love, and if you’ve seen Made (also with Favreau, Vaughn, and Love), then you know this mediocre trailer actually might lead to a pretty funny flick. I’m giving it a shot.