07.14.09 CHRISTIAN BALE IS HIGH ON CRACK STREET
Just Jared posted some pictures of Christian Bale looking like a balding, crack-addicted shell of his former self in Los Angeles yesterday, where he was shooting scenes for The Fighter as Dickie Eklund, a boxer who becomes a balding, crack-addicted shell of his former self (GRR, METHOD ACTING!). Bale stars opposite Mark Wahlberg, with David O. Russell (who was hired after Darren Aronofsky bowed out) behind the cameras. Fun fact: David O. Russell’s freakout on the set of I Heart Huckabees was the Christian Bale Tirade of a couple years ago, so this could be a fun set.
After the jump, see part of the episode of HBO’s “High on Crack Street”, dug up by /Film, featuring the real-life Dickie Eklund. He surprises the interviewer by telling him he used to be a professional boxer, and that he once fought Sugar Ray Leonard. Meanwhile, all I could think about was this chick, and how she probably gives awesome blowjobs. I wonder what it’s like to wake up and look yourself in a mirror and go, “Hey, look at that. I am literally a toothless crack whore.” That must be a crazy feeling. I should ask your mom about it.
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CHRISTIAN BALE IS HIGH ON CRACK STREET
Apples, coffee and meth: Best. Diet. Ever.
Crack Street is where Cocaine Lane and Baking Soda Drive intersect.
I wouldn’t set foot on Crack Street. I don’t want to break my mamma’s back.
I’m sure David O. Russell will have a fine time screaming at a method actor who’s in character as a violent drug user.
Toothless crack whore > FilmDrunnk commenter
Based on what he did to himself for The Machinist, this is not surprising.
No, no, no, no, no, Crappy. It’s:
Toothless crack whore ~C==8 Filmdrunk Commenter.
High on Crack Street is a damn sight better than sober at my place.
Now I know who those big Chocolate Shake Straws from Diners are for.
No Dicky Eickie jokes, come on…
It amazes me how drastically and quickly committed actors can alter their body shapes. I look the same now as i did twenty years ago. Granted, i’ve spent most of that time in a coma. Has that Guns N’ Roses album been released yet?
Al, I was just gonna mention that, but decided to fuck off instead. Speaking of fucking off;
When Jesus ascended to heaven would that be considered a Christian bail?
So Bale goes thin and balding to help give illusion to his role…are we to assume Val Kilmer is getting ready to play Pizza the Hutt?
Holy shit, long story short, my boss’ nephew is working here for a while. He’s from Jersey. His fiancee just had their child a few weeks ago and bought her in to show everyone.
BUT GAAAAAAAAWD! the fiancee is totally a Guido Beach chick! I have never seen a new mother with so much make-up hairspray, and nail polish in my life! I bet dollars to donuts there is a knife in the diaper bag. GUY’CHA!
I was once caught yanking the dog to the Sears catalogue bra section. I explained to my moms that I was preparing for a roll in a school play and that I was a method jacker.
Dor sho gha! First MMA Brent then Guido Beach Mama…if fucking Chuckles the Clown walks through that door next, He is OUTY!
When Billy Ocean drives up to Crack Street and says “Hey you, get into my car” somebody always does.
When Billy Squire walks down Crack Street he has no problem get stroked.
Is Bale gonna be in that Smurf movie? I’m gonna need to see that.
Walking on sunshine isn’t as fun as it looks.
“Rollin’ down Crack Street, smokin! cocaine. Sippin’ on penis juice”
Toothless Crack Whore went Down on Main Street.
Crack Street is home to many a plumber.
***sobs***
Crack Street is how you get to the dump.
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