Carriers stars Chris Pine in a role he probably took waaay before Star Trek came out. But I guess it doesn’t look that crappy. And I guess it’s not that much like The Road, because in this one, they’re fleeing a deadly virus. Then again, it co-stars Piper Perabo, and she’s like the female Cam Gigandet. Alternate title? 28 Days Later, Star Trek Came Out and I Would’ve Wiped My Ass with This Script. I think the story is a parable about using condoms. No thanks, Hitler.
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He doesn’t have the virus because he likes to keep all of his stuff Pine fresh.
*heads to corner*
Not Another Teen Zombie Movie.
Chris Pine took this role so that for once in his life he could announce he has AIDS and people would actually be relieved.
so after a scary encounter in a shitty hotel with a zombie monster that wasn’t what i thought it was you have to wash everything with bleach?
/insert ex-wife or creepy “uncle” joke here
Can you catch it by stealing gold from the dead?
Bullshit. I’ve seen a lot of guys in masks, Dude,
and this is Ryan Reynolds in a mask. A fucking
goldbricker. I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life!